Hump Day Hottie: Noah Lowry

The Giants can use some lovin’ right now- they’re dead last in the NL West, they’ve got a record that’s worse than the Pirates and the Royals and they have to deal with the constant Bonds fiasco. But the Giants are the all-time winningest team in baseball- so it’s only a matter of time before the ship is righted, and things go back to being lovely in the Bay Area. And while they wait, fans can at least enjoy the scenery– and pitcher Noah Lowry can definitely help distract with his hottness.

The lefty hurler (who bats right- he goes both ways, y’all) from SoCal has five weapons in his arsenal: fastball, curveball, slider, his signature wicked changeup… and his total and complete hotness. The boyish grin! The beautiful eyes! The dark locks! That cutie-pie birthmark under his right eye! That ass! He’s the reason baseball unis were made- as cute as he is in civvies, he is just flat-out HOT in uniform. That head was made to wear a baseball cap. Barry Zito better watch out- Noah just about has the Giants Hottie Crown sewn up.

Tons more Noah goodness after the jump…


HOT. Seriously- what is it about a pitcher waiting for the sign that is so hot?


I think this may be the sexiest photo of them all.


Tongue of concentration.


Tongue of concentration AND forearms.

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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

30 thoughts on “Hump Day Hottie: Noah Lowry

  1. That last pic tells me that his birthmark is NOT cute.

    And the 2nd pic (waiting for the sign)…that stance he’s in is
    Huston Street-esque

  2. “Seriously- what is it about a pitcher waiting for the sign that is so hot?”

    I imagine it’s one of the few times a man looks like he’s really listening.

  3. How very “women be shoppin'” of you, Extra P. Listening? Piffle. I think with this group it’s because we get a good look at the pitcher’s ass.

    Lowry’s got a nice one. Meaty. Lots there to grab.

  4. That picture 5th from the bottom… I keep coming back to it. It looks like the guy who I had a crush on all through high school, Scott Ziegler.

    (He put a four-leaf clover in my yearbook sophomore year. My heart pitter-patted for weeks.)

  5. Tongue, forearms, hot ass…if he’s got a prominent neck vein when concentrating, I’m a goner.

    YUM.

  6. The lefty hurler (who bats right- he goes both ways, y’all) from SoCal has five weapons in his arsenal: fastball, curveball, slider, his signature wicked changeup… and his total and complete hotness. The boyish grin! The beautiful eyes! The dark locks! That cutie-pie birthmark under his right eye!

    Good points, but that’s all undermined by the fact that he has the lamest thing a white dude can have, bar none: a soul patch. Dude, it’s not 2002 any more, and considering the salary you make, you can afford a 12 pack of razors and a can of shaving cream at the 99 Cents Only store.

  7. If we discounted hottie baseball players for their stupid facial hair, we’d be left with about 2 guys.

    Ballplayers make bad facial hair choices- it’s a fact of life. That has little to no bearing on their hottness.

  8. Oh, girls, how you’ve made my week! I could watch Noah pitch 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He also licks his fingers so sexily when handling the ball- oh so so hot!

  9. I wonder about the possibility of those of us in the Philadelphia area scoring with him- ahem, scoring him. Just on the Phillies, I mean.

  10. Mal, do you know something I don’t??

    I’m just ribbing you, Extra P. You should definitely do the “women dial a phone like this, but men dial a phone like this” bit, though. That one makes me laugh so hard, I pee a little.

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  12. No, sorry for the glimmer of hope, I don’t know anything you don’t Clare. I was just referring to our sore lack of and desperate need for pitching. And more hot pitchers.

  13. Mal: YES. There were rumblings last year that Noah was on the block- but he was valued too highly by the Giants to get traded. This year, they’re sucking so bad, there could an Oakland-type firesale on talent…. Can you imagine if we added him to the Phils roster?

    SA: yay! Me, too.

  14. If we discounted hottie baseball players for their stupid facial hair, we’d be left with about 2 guys.

    Ballplayers make bad facial hair choices- it’s a fact of life. That has little to no bearing on their hottness

    Hahahaha, I read that about two minutes and I can’t stop laughing. So true, that.

  15. I was wondering who the hell that was. Someone sent me a picture of him and I’m looking around clueless. Thanks for clearing it up!
    And wow, worse than the pirates? Yikes…

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