CHEEZE DOODLE BACON PANTS – A peek into the minds of the Ladies

On any given day, we send each other between 50 and 200 emails. (70% sports, 15% website chatter, 7% pillow fighting and baby oil discussion, 4% on how our lives are going, 4% on how much we hate other blogs that shall remain nameless.)

Occasionally, we get down right silly. Yesterday was one of those days. Leading up to this point, we had been discussing Charlie Weis, oatmeal, and cottage cheese. Clare got us started… (WARNING – This might hurt some to read.)


Clare

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO INFORM EVERYONE THAT I AM FINISHING MY LUNCH WITH A BAG OF DELICIOUS CHEEZY DOODLES AND QUITE FRANKLY I THINK YOU SHOULD TOO.
EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT!!!

Metschick
I WILL DEF. NOW GO OUT AND BUY A NEW BAG (my old one is gone, my brother scarfed that) AND SOME ICE CREAM LATER ON TODAY.


Texas Gal

I HAVE NOT EATEN TODAY YET, AND SO I FEEL IT IS ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE TO HAVE TWO DELICIOUS BAGS OF CHEEZE DOODLES. AND POSSIBLY SOME WHEAT THINS.


TheStarterWife

I DO NOT HAVE CHEEZE DOODLES BUT I DO HAVE ONE OF THOSE 100 CALORIE PACKS OF CHEETOS IN MY PURSE, DESPITE THEM HAVING 6 GRAMS OF FAT.


Clare

I FELT JUSTIFIED IN EATING MY CHEEZE DOODLES AS THEY WERE THE BAKED KIND FROM HERR’S AND THE REST OF MY LUNCH WAS QUITE VIRTUOUS AS WELL.


Texas Gal

HOW CAN THERE BE 6 GRAMS OF FAT WHEN THERE’S ONLY 100 CALORIES? SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

ALSO- I DO NOT HAVE ANY OF THE DELICIOUS CHEEZE DOODLE SNACKS TO EAT. SO IT WILL JUST HAVE TO BE WHEAT THINS.


Andrea

I HAD SOME CHEESE FOR LUNCH AND DOODLED ON MY NOTEPAD. DOES THAT COUNT?


Holly

VIRTUOUS LUNCH WILL BE MY FIRST ALBUM TITLE.


Texas Gal

I BELIEVE THE PROXIMITY OF THE CHEESE TO THE DOODLES SHOULD QUALIFY, YES.

Metschick
QUITE FRANKLY, IF THEY WERE FROM HERR’S THEN THEY ARE NOT CHEEZ DOODLES. ONLY WISE MAKES CHEEZ DOODLES.
YOU CLEARLY HAD AN IMPOSTER CHEESY SNACK.


Andrea

QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK CHEESE IS ONE OF THE MOST DELICIOUS SUBSTANCES KNOWN TO MAN.


TheStarterWife

I CONCUR WITH TEXY.DOODLES AND CHEESE GO HAND IN HAND.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEY GET SIX GRAMS OF FAT INTO 100 CALORIES. IT MUST BE THE DAY-GLO CHEESE. 100 CALORIES – 60 CALORIES FROM FAT IS WHAT THE LABEL SAYS. I WILL ONLY EAT VEGGIES FOR DINNER.


SA

QUITE FRANKLY, ALL THIS CHEEZE DOODLE TALK IS MAKING ME HUNGRY FOR SOME RIGHT NOW. I JUST MIGHT HAVE TO GO OUT AND BUY SOME.

Metschick
CORRECTION: CHEESE IS THE MOST DELICIOUS SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN.


Andrea

I THINK WE SHOULD POST THIS ENTIRE EMAIL THREAD ON OUR SITE.


Texas Gal

CORRECTION: CHEEZE IS THE MOST DELICIOUS SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAN.


Andrea

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS AT SOME POINT. IT MAKES ME LAUGH REALLY HARD (AND IS RELATED. SORRY ABOUT THE SUBTITLES.)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wf12curJevI


TheStarterWife
ANDIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
WE SHARE ONE BRAIN, MADE OF CHEESE.


Metschick
I AM A SIMPLE PERSON, WITH SIMPLE TASTES.
THEREFORE, I HOPE THAT BRAIN IS MADE OF EDAM CHEESE.


Andrea

TSW, THAT IS MY FAVORITE 3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR EVER.

CHEESE ISN’T JUST A FOOD, IT’S ALSO A RELIGION.

MANCHEGO IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND.


Texas Gal

IN THE PANTHEON OF FOOD PRODUCTS, CHEEZE IS SECOND ONLY TO BACON IN MY OPINION.
QUITE FRANKLY, I WISH SOMEONE WERE TO PRODUCE PANTS MADE OF BACON AND COMBINE THEM WITH CHEEZE DOODLES IN SOME FASHION

Holly
BACON WRAPPED CHEESE DOODLES.

SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE.

AND THE LORD SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD, AND THE LORD SAID PASS ME THAT BAG OF DELICIOUS CHEESE DOODLES, WILL YOU, SON?


SA

MMMMMMMM. BACON AND CHEEZE

Metschick
GREAT, NOW I WANT A BACON, EGG & CHEESE.

TheStarterWife
YOU LOST ME WITH THE EGG.
BACON AND CHEESE DOODLES SOUND GOOD, BUT PROBABLY HAVE MORE THAN 6 GRAMS OF FAT.


Clare

MY LITTLE HEART GOES PITTER-PATTER AT THE PROSPECT OF COMBINING CHEEZE AND BACON PANTS.
(OR IS IT BECAUSE OF MY IMPENDING MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION?)

Metschick
WELL, I MEANT BE&C ON A ROLL. SO DELICIOUS.
AND YES, IT PROBABLY HAS ONE BAJILLION GRAMS OF FAT.

Texas Gal
THIS BACON, EGG AND CHEESE BUSINESS IS DISTRACTING ME FROM THE IDEA OF BACON PANTS AND CHEEZE.
PERHAPS THE CHEEZE DOODLES ARE IN THE POCKETS OF THE BACON PANTS?


Holly

LIKE BURIED TREASURE??


Texas Gal

YES, EXACTLY. THE RED-HAIRED SIREN HAS HIT ON A GENIUS IDEA. WHAT COULD BE MORE DELICIOUS THAN A JUICY PAIR OF BACON PANTS AND A HIDDEN KICKER OF CHEEZE DOODLE TREASURE?


Clare

MUST REFRAIN FROM MAKING SALACIOUS “OH YES THERE IS BURIED TREASURE IN BACON PANTS’ PANTS” JOKE…MUST REFRAIN!!!

Holly
AND YOU KNOW THE THING ABOUT TREASURE. YOU HAVE TO DIG FOR IT


Texas Gal

THEN I SHALL REFRAIN FROM SAYING THE TREASURE AIN’T BURIED THAT FAR- IT SHOULD BE EASY TO GRAB HOLD OF.


Holly

HE MAY HAVE BURIED TREASURE, BUT YOU’RE THE ONE WITH THE POT OF GOLD. HEY-O!!!!!!!


Texas Gal

I, TEXAS F. GAL, VOLUNTEER TO SACRIFICE FOR THE GROUP OF LADIES AND DO THE DIGGING.


Holly

PLEASE START USING THE F IN YOUR NAME AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. IT MAKES ME GIGGLE.


Texas Gal

SOMEDAY I HOPE MY MOTHER TELLS ME WHAT IT STANDS FOR.


TheStarterWife

NOW SOMEONE HAS SAID “BURIED TREASURE” AND “KICKER” AND NOW ALL I CAN THINK OF IS JEFF REED’S DONG AND HIS AFFINITY FOR CHEESY JERSEY GIRLS.

Texas Gal
QUITE FRANKLY, THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF CHEESE ANYONE NEEDS.


Clare

I BELIEVE IN J-MONEY’S BIZ THEY WOULD TERM THAT A “CALLBACK.”


TheStarterWife

HE CAN CALL ME BACK ANYTIME. THANKS, I’LL BE HERE ALL WEEK. TRY THE VEAL.

Texas Gal
AND THE CHEEZE DOODLES.


Clare

IF THAT IS THE CASE THEN QUITE FRANKLY, TSW, YOU SEEM TO HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR TROLL DOLLS.


TheStarterWife

I HAVE TO STOP READING THESE EMAILS BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO WONDER WHY I AM LAUGHING IN MY OFFICE.

AND HAVE CHEETOS ALL OVER MY FACE.

Holly
MY COWORKERS LOOK AT ME AND JUST THINK “MUST BE THURSDAY AGAIN”.

20 thoughts on “CHEEZE DOODLE BACON PANTS – A peek into the minds of the Ladies

  1. There was literally a whole part of this thread where we talk about not liking to wear pants around the house that has been excised for your protection. It’s pretty much exactly how you’d imagine it, boys.

  2. Watching TSW try and piece this conversation together last night was hilarity unto itself. The slow degeneration of the conversation from Cheezy Doodles to Bacon Pants to bacon and cheezy doodles to… well, you know. It was quite something.

    That night I had strange dreams of Square Pigs attacking me with Bacon Swords as I bravely attempted to defend myself with a can of Cheez-Wiz.

  3. There was literally a whole part of this thread where we talk about not liking to wear pants around the house that has been excised for your protection. It’s pretty much exactly how you’d imagine it, boys.

    I am studying right now, in a tshirt, in my dining room. Pants are for suckers.

    (thank Jebus I have the house to myself.)

  4. More baby oil. Less Cheez Doodles is my motto.

    Seriously Ladies, I enjoy the banter on your blog and look forward to meet each and everyone of you over the course of the various Pants or No Pants Parties.

  5. I’m not sure the King of The Sports Blogs would agree with ALL THE YELLING (after all, we should leave SAS alone for now and concentrate on kneecapping SVP…or so the Kool-Aid tells me…smarmy bastard) but I too would welcome our pillow fighting overlordesses.

  6. Fortunately, none of the Ladies… are dogs. So I don’t think we have to worry about that.

    I also don’t think there’s any chance of one of the Ladies… throwing up after getting a taste of a Bacon Pants and cheezy treat.

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