Golden Grain Goodness: Hotties of the Milwaukee Brewers

In these steamy, sweltering days of summer, what’s better on a hot day than some baseball and a Brew(er)?

After the jump, a 19-pack of Brewer tallboys.

 

 

 

 

 

You’re new around here, Ryan Braun, but with forearms like those we’ll keep you.

Rickie Weeks and J.J. Hardy: All smiles.

There’s a “get on your knees for J.J. Hardy” joke to be made here, but I am too ladylike to do it.

The guy with the goatee is in heaven right now. (See what I did there?)

They look good in baseball pants, and they look good in street clothes. That’s what acting is all about: being verstatile.

Hot sausage of an entirely different sort.

Check that classic V-shaped torso. Hummina.

J.J. owns your pal and mine, Big League Sal Fasano. (And is that Grandpa Jamie at the bottom of the frame?)

That’s a mighty suggestively placed bit of lumber you’ve got there, Geoff Jenkins.

I cannot resist gigantic crazy-looking setup man Derrick Turnbow.

I told you he was crazy.

But check out the back yard!

Hi, Chris Capuano. Do you have an aunt named Peg? She’s my friend. Maybe she could set us up sometime.

Bill Hall and Corey Hart: Jump around! Jump around! Jump up jump up and get down!

Bill Hall rocks the eye black, goes yard for his moms. Aw.

Bill makes his case for a late entry to the Mickey Mantle Awards.

Too many…”power tool” jokes…piling up in brain…must resist…