Hump Day Hottie: Forearms

Along with a great ass, eyeblack and broad shoulders & chest, the sexiest thing on a ballplayer are his forearms. Especially at the plate, all tensed and ready to go to work. A man’s forearms are masculine and protecting at the same time- muscular enough to swing a heavy bat, strong enough to knock someone out (or to hold you close, if you like the schmoopy stuff).

And judging by the number of hits we get from people searching for athletes’ forearms, there’s a lot of other ladies out there who agree.


Scott’s a 5-tool player: ass, eyeblack, shoulders, chest and forearms.

I’ve got twenty (!) hot ballplayers’ forearms for you after the jump. You’re welcome.

In order- top to bottom: Scott Rolen, Carlos Beltran, Justin Morneau, Pat Burrell, Jeff Francoeur, Brad Ausmus, Paul Konerko, Xavier Nady, J.J. Hardy, Chase Utley, Andruw Jones, David Wright, Eric Chavez, Michael Barrett, Scott Podsednik, Bobby Crosby, Nick Markakis, Alex Rodriguez, Aaron Rowand, Grady Sizemore, Jason Kendall & Huston Street. WHEW. Now if that ain’t a lineup for the ages, I don’t know what is.

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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

38 thoughts on “Hump Day Hottie: Forearms

  1. Of course I would! He’s lovely all the way around.

    I considered adding in the guys’ names below their pictures- then I decided that was not giving everyone enough credit. I’m pretty sure I could have posted pictures without their faces, and most of us would still know who they all were.

  2. Dear god, this was beautiful. I don’t remember when I was so filled with the urge to BITE.

    Even my hatred of Jason Kendall can’t stop me from appreciating the hot forearm-on-forearm action of that last picture.

  3. Bagwell had the arms of a roider.

    Not sayin’… Just… sayin’.

    Also, Ladies… Get your TIVO turned on. J.J. Hardy’s turn on Young & Restless is today.

  4. Oh my.

    And Rolen was one of my first baseball crushes…I have loved him forever! And who is that in the yankee blue 4 from the top? Please don’t tell me thats a wierd angle shot of ARod, cause I dont think I could handle that.

    And Streeter! very nice, Texas gal.

  5. That is A-Rod. This will be the one and only time I ever include him in any hottie post of mine- unless and until he’s getting his face punched by another hottie. Like LA said, though, hatred doesn’t matter when it comes to forearms.

    And can I just say how happy it makes me to hear you call him Streeter? YAY!

  6. BINGO. We have a winner.

    (but I add a caveat that there’s a line, though- it gets gross if they’re too big… I’m not sure that guys feel the same way about fake boobs)

  7. Texy, TSW — they only look so good up to a point. Judging oversized forearms or too-big implants is tough — there’s no standard metric — but like obscenity, you know grossly oversized forearms and gross fake tits when you see them.

  8. It’s the shape of bad fakes that bugs me. I mean, I could pay a lot less to fondle a cantelope in the privacy of my own home if that’s what I wanted.

  9. Extra P. — I’m more of a nipples man. I can deal with a small cup-size, but make sure that the aureolae are distinct, & more importantly “responsive”. Consequently, I pay no mind to the large-tittered in such establishments as…

    What? Where am I? Where are my pants?

  10. Some captions would have been nice, so we know who we’re looking at. For those of us who don’t follow baseball. Although it appears that I may have to start.

  11. I cant even believe I am going to say this – but I totally didnt know that was Rowand in a Sox jersey. Damn! I was so sure I could recognize that ass anywhere even if it was slightly sideways!

  12. Cameron- he is so UNBELIEVABLY stacked, it is practically a crime. Seriously. Other than his slope-y shoulders, he is practically physically perfect. I look at the shoulders as our indication that he actually is human.

    And I blame it on him being just about to start his swing, so his butt is indeed turned slightly sideways.

  13. Thank you for this. My new favorite blog. So glad I’ve found y’all. Disappointed not to see the Mayor Sean Casey up there, as his forearms are to die for. BUT NONETHELESS….sexaayyyy…. Lick.

  14. Metsy- as long as your Mets keep putting out all kind of hotties with hot forearms, I’ll keep posting ‘em.

    And welcome, Aussie… we are glad to have you! (and I’ll put Sean on my watch list for a future roundup)

  15. What’s this? An Utley pic I haven’t seen yet? Good find! I do love the St. Pat’s uniforms…and the forearms, of course. They spoke at length about his forearms during one of the games last year…highly amusing.

    And good LAWD, check out the vein on D Wright…YUM.

  16. Y’all are my new favorite blog. Those are some mighty fine forearms, glad to see ScottyRo leading off this line up. Was just out in Oakland for the the Cards series with the A’s, and I see they are well represented here as well. This just gives me more inspiration to complete my tour of ML ball parks… Forearms Across America. Keep up the good work Ladies!

  17. Chasevid- always lookin’ out for my Phils pholks.

    And WELCOME to you, Jano. Even if you are a Cards fan- because Cubs and Cards fans alike can bond over the wonderment of Scotty RoRo’s arms.

  18. My birthday and Christmas has now come early for the next year with the sight of PK, Pods, and David Wright. WOW!

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