Hot Blogger Bracket - Round 4 - All Regions
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DUE TO A REQUEST BY THE COMPANY HANDLING OUR POLLS, WE HAVE TAKEN DOWN ALL OF THE VOTING. EMAIL IN THE COMMENTS.
First things first. You can check out all the results from the third round here and be sure to check out T Kyle King’s third round breakdown of the bracketology here at Dawg Sports. We had two more contests go down to the last ten votes, and with just a couple of exceptions, generally very close races all around.
Comment of the week on the Hot Blogger Bracket -
UK fans neglect parenting, body maintenance and any type of intellectual pursuit for 11 months out of the year in favor of basketball. Apparently that one other month they spend voting in a hot blogger contest.
On to the next round.
As we mentioned before, doing a bracket with 88 teams was never going to be pretty mathematically . When we got down to 11 we were either going to have to somehow drop three entries to make it the Elite 8, or somehow add five entries so we could be at the Sweet 16. Neither option was pretty.
It took us an hour plus in a chat to figure out the plan. If we dropped three, how could we do it by seeding since some of the low seeds were tied? That didn’t seem fair, even if we did just a simple up and down vote. What about going by most votes over all? Well, that didn’t seem fair to entries who didn’t need to campaign since their contests were not as hotly contested. One crazy person, *cough*, even suggested ending the whole thing and declaring all 11 entries winners. If we added more, would we pick from the “Near Misses” post? That wasn’t enough, and even though Curtis Granderson is super cute, that seemed unfair to Paul Shirley who’s been in the whole time.
So this is what we did:
We added back 5 teams based upon seeding. We re-entered the two #1 seeds that had been eliminated and the three top vote-getters of the four eliminated #2 seeds. This was the fairest solution we could think of, and I don’t think anyone can argue that Will, Orson, TechmoBowl Bo Jackson, Peter Bean, and Precious Roy are not very talented writers, because they are. (Plus, pretty much the Ladies are unified in their willingness to hook up with any or all of them.)
Do we expect complaints? Yes, you betcha we do. We would just like to remind you this is also just some fun on the eBays and we’ve really worked very hard on this whole endeavor, so try to have a little heart before you hit that “send” button either via email or IM.
June 19, 2007 at 12:23 am
Three snaps in a z-formation, TSW.
June 19, 2007 at 12:27 am
Awww… thanks Clare.
June 19, 2007 at 12:31 am
you go, girl!
June 19, 2007 at 12:37 am
If anyone has any bitching or complaints, there’s a certain “gentleman” in NYC who has a few words for you: opinions are like assholes, yours is wrong.
And GOOD LUCK to all the guys. We heart all of y’all. Some more than others. (ahem… BURNT ORANGE MEDIA CONSPIRACY)
June 19, 2007 at 12:41 am
It’s y’all’s world, we just live in it. Besides, a world in which Orson, PB, and Will are not finalists in the HBB is not a world in which I wish to live.
June 19, 2007 at 1:13 am
I’ll be buying drinks at the Lion here in Bloomington (IN) if/when Will unceremoniously squashes the hot blogger life out of me. It’ll be fun.
June 19, 2007 at 3:14 am
Texy - you’re my personal hero.
And despite my predilection for hyperbole… I mean it this time! Texy for President.
Hell, we need to put all you Ladies… up for office.
And Pete Jayhawk - if I could say ‘motherfucker’ with as much sexitude as you, I wouldn’t have needed a backdoor re-entry into this thing.
June 19, 2007 at 6:57 am
Backdoor re-entry. Heh.
June 19, 2007 at 8:26 am
I welcome the return of Orson and Tecmo Bo; they fully deserve to be in this stage of the contest. Too bad I had to face Orson and must now face Tecmo Bo. Voting for PSAMP is almost instinctual, and now I must resist my own instincts to stay alive.
June 19, 2007 at 8:45 am
So, Matt Jones — MATT JONES! — wil have an opportunity to trounce the Leitch twece. Awesome.
June 19, 2007 at 8:47 am
it’s like that quote: “if you love something, let it go. if it comes back, it’s yours forever.”
welcome back to your right place, PSaMP
June 19, 2007 at 8:51 am
Welcome back, boyos.
June 19, 2007 at 9:12 am
And I get shafted yet again.
Oh, that’s right - I don’t have a sports blog. Details, details.
June 19, 2007 at 9:33 am
Oh God…All these emotions comin’ back…
June 19, 2007 at 10:03 am
I just want to personally thank the ladies for their amazing compassion by no longer circumventing the “Truth in Advertising” laws that reside here in the great state of Florida and removing the Tebow photo. I was also tired of hearing even the little lady telling me she had trouble voting against that damn Tebow photo. Hell, I think my momma did vote for him a couple a times… and on Father’s Day to boot. Bad momma; no bacon!!!!!
June 19, 2007 at 10:19 am
I have to admit that I didn’t know it was a Tebow photo at first. I just went “Shit, that’s not fair at all.” And while I wept a(n extremely manly) tear or two after being eliminated, the fact that Orson, Will, Mini-Ponies and co. are back rekindled my faith in the self-correcting power of the Internet.
Solomonic, Ladies. Solomonic.
June 19, 2007 at 10:47 am
I think that pretty much everyone agrees that you should have added the 6th seeds that were eliminated in the first round, and by everyone I of course mean all the voices in my head.
June 19, 2007 at 10:50 am
This is a great solution. I look forward to re-ogling.
June 19, 2007 at 11:28 am
[...] the Ladies… enter Round #4 of the “Hot Blogger Contest,” I can’t help but notice one obvious omission. Hint #1: He was once nominated for a [...]
June 19, 2007 at 11:37 am
whew, dodged a bullet.
June 19, 2007 at 12:04 pm
In case your bored and missed reading it the first time, click here to read and then vote. If my boss would leave me alone for five f**king minutes I could maybe focus more on the important things… like drinking at work and this contest.
June 19, 2007 at 12:18 pm
For the people that have already defeated the 5 guys back in the contest, this must feel like that scene in every horror movie where you’re sure you slayed the monster but it just keeps coming. All you can do is scream “You’re dead! I killed you!” over and over again.
June 19, 2007 at 12:32 pm
JP - Excellent analogy.
June 19, 2007 at 12:47 pm
I am a monster. Awesome
June 19, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Me: But Orson…I thought you were dead…I…killed you.
Orson: Well, where was I gonna go, Detroit?
June 19, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I’m thoroughly hurt that the men of Boiled Sports didn’t make the cut. I know we’re not as relevant but we’ve been around for a little while and… oh, wait, we have no pictures up. Oops.
Is there an NIT version? Like us and Bill Simmons?
June 19, 2007 at 1:41 pm
I suspect your odds of being included in the bracket would have increased greatly had you entered ;)
June 19, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I’m sure next time the Ladies… will 1) have play-in games first for the lower-seeds and 2) not invite any UK blogger.
June 19, 2007 at 1:43 pm
In order to make the cut, you had to have entered the contest.
And PB: I will only accept the nomination if you are my VP. Except DawgSports just proposed Orson for President, and I think that is a phenomenally better idea. Orson-Peter in ‘08!
June 19, 2007 at 1:48 pm
The Fake Gimel Martinez - Next time?!?!?!?!
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
I’d become a Browns fan first.
June 19, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Just dropping in to say hello, ladies. See? Not bitter. weeeeee
June 19, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Please Lord of the Interwebs, do not let any quote this line out of its complete context: “Will, Orson, TechmoBowl Bo Jackson, Peter Bean, and Precious Roy are not very talented writers…”
I’m already in danger of going 1-2 as it is.
Best of luck to everyone not in Kentucky.
June 19, 2007 at 1:58 pm
any=anyone
June 19, 2007 at 2:35 pm
Awww, Dan the RSM! I miss you, buddy! That is one thing this bracket is sorely lacking: Sox-ian awesomeness.
June 19, 2007 at 2:44 pm
ahem, don’t look now… but the UFS dude is beating the UK dude…
awesome
June 19, 2007 at 3:14 pm
FINALLY.
June 19, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Thanks Holly, I appreciate it.
I may have to concede….I am fairly certain there are some sheanigans at play since UFS guy got more votes in the last two hours than he got in either of his first three rounds.
But hey whatcha gonna do……
June 19, 2007 at 3:24 pm
There are definitely shenanigans at play. I call foul.
June 19, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Hey ladies, does that number sound familiar…You’ve been caught…nice try….but you’ve just tainted your whole contest. Shame, Shame, Shame on you.
June 19, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Cheaters! Matt J is getting ripped off!
June 19, 2007 at 3:36 pm
It is a sad day when someone has to fix the voting so that the UFS guy can win. The really bad thing is that a 5th grader can see that the voting is fixed. I would think you could do a better job of fixing the vote than that.
June 19, 2007 at 3:37 pm
54 to 46 my ass.
June 19, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Interesting percentages to choose, ladies - they sound the easiest to believe to you, or did you just throw together a couple of numbers close to 50 and hope no one would notice? Please, rigged to the moon, not like I care about a hot blogger contest, but I’m confused as to why you would rig your own contest? I’m sure the internet poll rigging racket has a lot of money in it, but c’mon…
June 19, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Matt Jones may not have been the “hottest blogger”, but I too agree with the people calling foul…UFS guy is always ahead by around 270 or so, and he was lucky to get twice that many votes in previous rounds….Matt has a lot of readers voting for him, but it doesn’t mean that’s wrong…..what’s wrong is rigging your own contest and bringing back your favorites from previous rounds….
June 19, 2007 at 3:45 pm
We’re fucked, as the Holy Dog Water guy looks like he has stronger genes than ours. He does, however, feature use of hair gel, which is a good sign for us in voting districts outside of the gel corridors of the Northeast and South Miami.
June 19, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I don’t even know how to address this one. Here’s a start:
1. IT’S A HOT BLOGGER CONTEST. It ain’t the Gemini missions. Chill.
2. We encouraged shenanigans at the outset, but if they’re in play, it’s not from our end, or we wouldn’t have bid early farewells to so many of our middle-to-lower seeded buddies.
3. ….y’all are seriously upset about whatever’s happening, aren’t you? The guys who’ve gone down to Matt Jones in this contest have done so with grace and class.
4. And, for what it’s worth, Matt has won so far with grace and class.
5. See #1.
June 19, 2007 at 3:46 pm
You girls are probably all ugly anyway….
June 19, 2007 at 3:48 pm
….if the results are rigged. The margin between KSR and the USF guy has stayed the exact same for the last couple of hours no matter how many votes are coming in….lame
June 19, 2007 at 3:48 pm
So why even have a contest if you’re just going to rig it the way you want it anyway…. great site!
June 19, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Not like Joe Speaker didn’t have the most amount of votes in all the other contest. You guys should really go look at past results, especially where he spanked Mini Ponies kid.
Joe Speaker has game. Sorry if you think there is cheating, but there is NOTHING that any of the Ladies have done - or even know about - that affects these polls.
I am far from ugly, thank you very much. As a matter of fact, every time I visit my grandparents in Lexington, you guys are more than happy to oogle me when I am out with them at a Po’Folks or where ever it is they serve ice tea in a Mason Jar.
June 19, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Ah, yes, ad hominem attacks. The sure sign of a rapier wit and high IQ.
I cannot believe there are seriously people in this world who would take the time to ANONYMOUSLY (because nothing says awesome like people too scared to use a real email!) bitch about a hot blogger contest. I mean…. seriously?
(also, if we fixed the contest, why in the HELL wouldn’t we have fixed it for RedSoxStatsGuy… I mean, did you see that cute kid of his?)
June 19, 2007 at 3:52 pm
It’s obviously fixed, but that’s cool….
June 19, 2007 at 3:52 pm
OBVIOUSLY.
June 19, 2007 at 3:53 pm
If the contest was rigged to my liking, Holy Dog Water and Mike Samways would be wrestling in jello for the title. Alas, it is not rigged.
Also, all the Ladies are hot. Of this, I am sure.
June 19, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Seriously! Red Sox Stats Guy, MDG, GoldfishCowboy, TC….my poor darlings are all departed, some of them Eeeeeearly.
June 19, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Aw, our first group of haters! I would like to thank each of you who doubt the results. With your help, Ladies… has truly come into its own as an internet phenomenon.
June 19, 2007 at 3:56 pm
If this was rigged I’d be having a three way with Sean from Too Much Sports and PR, and Sean isn’t even in it any more.
Damn SEC.
June 19, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Uh oh. The state of Kentucky doesn’t like Ladies…
Guess they’re sticking to Dudes…
June 19, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Also, for the record: He seems to be a delightful guy, but I don’t know Joe Speaker at all, didn’t know him at all before this contest, and I’m not sure any of the other girls did either. If we were going to rig this for a big-name blogger to win it all, why not Leitch? Shanoff? Shirley?
June 19, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Anonymous haters are the very best kind, Clare.
June 19, 2007 at 3:59 pm
Definetly the smell of cheating in the air. Some one made a great point a couple posts earlier that the guy going up agianst Matt has a higher vote total than he had in his prior three rounds. Does it hurt that bad to have a KY guy come in and mop up the competition? What a joke.
June 19, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Defensive much? Stay classy, ladies! I mean, erm, keep rigging!
June 19, 2007 at 4:00 pm
(I read Up for Poker, their other site, so I kind of knew about Joe Speaker. What I didn’t know was the following he has. And that I have possibly played poker with him at the Bike.)
He wins this, and I am buying him in the next time I see him at the $100-$200 table.
June 19, 2007 at 4:00 pm
How lucky you would be to KNOW and DATE a guy as nice and wonderful as Matt Jones……he’s smart(attorney), clever, witty, loves sports, and knows how to have fun. That is the REAL reason we’re voting for him. Cheating…that’s the way to make a name for yourselves. Yes, we’ve been punked….I get it…..move along to your “Free Paris Hilton” Party.
June 19, 2007 at 4:04 pm
LOL - No, we just have a giant “Ladies signal” that goes off when we’re attacked.
I like UK Radio Blog. I fought to let him in, because other Ladies did not want him based on the fact he didn’t follow the rules on his submission. (He didn’t submit a column, I picked one from reading his site to be fair.) So really, don’t come yelling at us about rigging, especially me. He seems like an ok guy.
His fans, not so much.
June 19, 2007 at 4:05 pm
“‘Free Paris Hilton’ party“?
This thread is great for laughs; not so much for my productivity at work this afternoon.
June 19, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Sorry, Clare- I sent out the invites to the FREE PARIS HILTON PARTY already. I must have forgotten to include you! Of course you are invited
June 19, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Hey, Paris is just a very misunderstood girl. As GShum says, “Think of Tink!”
June 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm
It certainly doesnt matter b/c, as someone else said, it is a it’s a contest for fun sake. But the fact that the margin bewteen the two scores stays exactly bewteen 270-272 makes it pretty apparent that the scores are being manipulated. Maybe it’s divine intervention b/c Matt is goofy looking and deserves to lose.
June 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I’m not saying the ladies rigged this, but as said before, there are definitely shenanigans at play.
June 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Can you seriously not see why so many people think this is a cheat?
June 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Rule #5, from http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/2007/05/07/the-hot-blogger-bracket-a-call-to-arms-and-abs/
5. We’ll post our choices in bracket form, and here’s where the real fun begins. Voting for each round will take a couple days. Cheating, shenanigans, and ballot-stuffing are encouraged, especially if they’re undertaken in a blatant and hilarious manner. We remind all entrants that we are susceptible to flattery.
Blatant, check. Hilarious, UK comments. Works for me.
June 19, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Yeah, for the record, no problem with Matt here.
June 19, 2007 at 4:11 pm
I think Matt is a saint if this is the nonsense he has to put up with on a daily basis. Dude deserves more than a Hot Blogger title for that. We should crown his ass.
June 19, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Put up with thousands of readers that read his materials and has a strong following? Get off of it. Poor poor Matt.
Its pure jealousy that a KY guy came in and mopped everyone up.
June 19, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Yes, I am completely jealous of a whole state.
Can someone make a me mint julip already?
June 19, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Ladies…. I will not belittle you or your website. I applaud your hard work and the effort you put into it to have a little fun. I know this wasn’t all that easy of a thing to put together and it is, afterall, just for entertainment. I apologize for the UK fans that are taking this a little too seriously and are spouting off at the keyboard. I do, however, agree with Matt J and call shennanigans. I don’t know who or what or why… but I think it is obvious. I have a STRONG suspicion that you will see it as this contest continues… but I guess we will see.
June 19, 2007 at 4:16 pm
Bet ur all uglee dykez!!! Rigg this, bitchezz!!
KENTUCKEE RULLEZZ!
Swangin’ from the nuttsak,
-Anonymous G
June 19, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Holly, do you mean to tell me that the Gemini missions were rigged?
June 19, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Is it wrong that everytime I see the phrase “KY guy came in and mopped up” I think of lubricants?
June 19, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Well that’s shocking, I just viewed the poll and Matt Jones is losing by 271 votes.
June 19, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Yes, if Kentucky is losing, there MUST be cheating! And if there is cheating, I’m sure it’s the Ladies…! They started this blog and spent the last several months of their free time for the sole purpose of creating this contest, whereby they could get to the 4th Round and rig it against Kentucky!
If all y’all would spend less time complaining and more time voting (since, you know, the contest doesn’t end for 30 hours) you might be able to defeat their dastardly plan.
June 19, 2007 at 4:22 pm
“Well that’s shocking, I just viewed the poll and Matt Jones is losing by 271 votes.”
Maybe because everytime you guys come in here to whine after voting somebody goes and voters for his opponent just to piss your infantile ass off? I know I just did.
June 19, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I bet anything that when I check the poll in 10 minutes Matt Jones will be losing by 270-272 votes.
June 19, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Everyone knows it was the Apollo mission that was rigged…..c’mon like Men could really ever walk on the moon….
June 19, 2007 at 4:27 pm
“I bet anything that when I check the poll in 10 minutes Matt Jones will be losing by 270-272 votes.”
Because in that 10 minutes you’ll have alienated that many more voters.
June 19, 2007 at 4:28 pm
I just wonder how some clever bastard rigged the poll. He’s caused more controversy than OJ.
June 19, 2007 at 4:29 pm
“Because in that 10 minutes you’ll have alienated that many more voters.”
It’s interesting that I always alienate just enough voters to keep the margin between 270-272.
June 19, 2007 at 4:30 pm
“It’s interesting that I always alienate just enough voters to keep the margin between 270-272.”
Such is the super powers of your douchebagery.
June 19, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I’ll say this again: Anyone who’s taking this contest seriously needs to have their head examined, STAT. What part of “Hot Blogger Bracket” sounds like it’s worth this much exasperation?
June 19, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I apologize for my fellow Kentucky fans being a little crazy in the head.
I actually find it kinda funny that the UFS and KSR fans are happening to vote at exactly the same times, keeping the distance so nice and even ;)
June 19, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I apologize for all the Big Blue Fans who believe the Internet is Serious Business ™. Forgive them, Ladies…, they know not what they do.
You guys should have had a mandatory poll to be completed before you could vote, asking for age and sex of the voter. That way, we could see how many 25 to 40-year-old guys are voting for Matt as being the hottest blogger. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just would be good data.
I will request that if any of you Ladies… feel a twinge of guilt from the shenanigans, please post a classy picture of yourself posing in a Kentucky sweatshirt, a la Ms. Judd. The BBN will stumble over themselves in attempts to make nice.
June 19, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Shouldn’t you guys being rolling coal trucks down the hill sides or dodging northerners and their soul stealing cameras right now?
June 19, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Dear Kentucky-
I find it funny that when things were going well, you were all smiles, but the minute the scoreboard doesn’t look so pretty, you get cheap, petty, and ugly. The true test of class and character isn’t when you’re winning, it’s when you’re losing. So decide now, who do you want to be?
June 19, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Did they misspell Lexington on that poster, or is the building actually Lexinton?
June 19, 2007 at 4:34 pm
All this math makes my head hurt.
June 19, 2007 at 4:36 pm
I’ve never met anyone who was a rolling coal truck. Those cameras do steal your soul though, that’s just a fact.
June 19, 2007 at 4:36 pm
CONTRADICTIONS
HOLLY
3. ….y’all are seriously upset about whatever’s happening, aren’t you? The guys who’ve gone down to Matt Jones in this contest have done so with grace and class.
Why is Leitch still in it? He lost to Jones!
again from HOLLY
Also, for the record: He seems to be a delightful guy, but I don’t know Joe Speaker at all, didn’t know him at all before this contest, and I’m not sure any of the other girls did either. If we were going to rig this for a big-name blogger to win it all, why not Leitch? Shanoff? Shirley?
Why is Leitch still in it? He lost to Jones!
Rigged. Oh well. That’s what you’ve relegated this too. It’s ashame you can’t run a clean program. It’s like Jerry Tarkanian at UNLV or Bob Huggins anywhere! If its a 2 and out, Matt will play Leitch again and win again.
June 19, 2007 at 4:36 pm
GOOD LORD! The difference is 232 NOW! WHATEVER COULD THAT MEAN? Oh, Ladies, the childish that you put up with in the name of your craft. It truly is commendable. I will buy those of you in attendance on Friday a beer in recognition of your efforts.
June 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
“Rigged. Oh well. That’s what you’ve relegated this too. It’s ashame you can’t run a clean program. It’s like Jerry Tarkanian at UNLV or Bob Huggins anywhere! If its a 2 and out, Matt will play Leitch again and win again.”
Or Sutton at KENTUCKY!!!
June 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Why is Leitch still in it? He lost to Jones!
Why can’t you read the post at the top of this page?
It’s ashame you can’t run a clean program.
Or spel.
June 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
As the managing editor of Up For Sports, I’m appalled by the level of venom being thrust upon the lovely (and likely fantastically hot) ladies of Ladies… It’s stupid, frankly, to suggest they have some interest in seeing Joe Speaker move on in this contest.
And to suggest there are any shenanigans going on offends my sensibilities. Should there be a tech savvy friend of Up For Sports (or the sister blog Up For Poker) affecting the vote totals, well, we’d never, ever support that. We believe fair play is the only way to go (as long as fair play means we win by at least a couple hundred votes).
We love the ladies of Ladies… for running this awesome contest and providing us with a little extra traffic. We will endeavor to send the traffic back ten-fold.
June 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
That’s what you’ve relegated this too.
Also, I’m not sure “relegated” means what you think it means.
June 19, 2007 at 4:39 pm
“GOOD LORD! The difference is 232 NOW! WHATEVER COULD THAT MEAN? Oh, Ladies, the childish that you put up with in the name of your craft. It truly is commendable. I will buy those of you in attendance on Friday a beer in recognition of your efforts.”
Someone realized that there shenanigans were being exposed, and decided to turn off their cheat machine for a moment.
June 19, 2007 at 4:40 pm
I think the poll is momentarily broken - it’s not accepting votes anymore…..
June 19, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Ladies…, your poise in the face of douchebaggery has been outstanding.
June 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I do enjoy that the UFS/KSR battle has more votes than all the other contests combined.
If you’re being out-cheated, blame yourself. Fucking babies.
June 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I (Matt Jones from the site) have no problem with the ladies here…..they are all amazingly sexy and I am a big fan of their site.
I do think the vote was likely rigged by my opponent (the consistent 271-272 margin suggests as much), but more power to him. If it were solely a “hottest” male blogger, I am not sure if I would have gotten this far.
But ladies, you will always have my heart…..
June 19, 2007 at 4:42 pm
“Rigged. Oh well. That’s what you’ve relegated this too. It’s ashame you can’t run a clean program. It’s like Jerry Tarkanian at UNLV or Bob Huggins anywhere! If its a 2 and out, Matt will play Leitch again and win again.”
“Or Sutton at KENTUCKY!!!”
Exactly my point. Complete sham!!!!!!! So we are on the same page. Cool!
June 19, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Fear the Speaker! This is what happens when a bunch of degenerate poker players has his back.
Good job Ladies…, a good time had by all.
June 19, 2007 at 4:43 pm
Matt J, that’s not the margin anymore. It was 195 like 15 seconds ago.
June 19, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Well I suppose a UK fan would know something about dirty programs:
A blast as large as the one involving City College on Feb. 18 exploded on Oct. 20 when Hogan arrested Kentucky basketball players Ralph Beard, Alex Groza and Dale Barnstable for accepting $500 bribes to shave points in an NIT game against Loyola of Chicgo in Madison Square Garden in 1949. Groza and Beard had been on two NCAA championship teams and Beard also had been on one NIT winner.
However, the university did little to reform itself until scandal erupted over two Kentucky players in 1989. First, Eric Manuel was accused of having received improper assistance on his college entrance exams. Second, an Emery Worldwide package sent to the guardian of Chris Mills burst open in transit, revealing $1000 in cash. The NCAA slapped Kentucky with three years’ probation, including banishment from the 1990 and 1991 NCAA Tournaments. The NCAA also stripped Kentucky of its three wins in the 1988 NCAA tournament.
June 19, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Thanks, Matt….we’ve got nothin’ but love for you and your site.
June 19, 2007 at 4:45 pm
+1 RUTS
June 19, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Hell have no fury like a UK fan that is getting robbed in a hot blogger contest…….if there was a way to set this blog on fire…..I WOULD.
June 19, 2007 at 4:47 pm
“I think the poll is momentarily broken - it’s not accepting votes anymore…..”
That was a glitch from when they were turning the cheat machine off.
June 19, 2007 at 4:49 pm
It had to be Kentucky. The team with :
Adolph Rupp (why does that name sound familiar? oh, yes!) - the most famous racist coach in the history of sports,
the dirtiest basketball program, ever,
a black coach that wins them a national title and is promptly run off.
Class all the way.
June 19, 2007 at 4:50 pm
What the UK fans don’t realize is that the poker blogger community is a vast and powerful army of people who are accustomed to spending hours in front of a computer pressing a button over and over again.
Who needs shenanigans?
June 19, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Yes. “They”. Same men that are in the black helicopters you nuts.
Thanks for the love Matt J.
June 19, 2007 at 4:51 pm
This just in: the “Biggest Racist Bracket” is coming soon.
Time to notch another title, Kentucky!
June 19, 2007 at 4:51 pm
A “cheat machine”? Are you kidding me? Unlike your fair state, “Anonymous” (catchy!), the world doesn’t run on hand-cranked gadgetry.
June 19, 2007 at 4:51 pm
Hee hee, Stella.
June 19, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Hell have no fury
It’s HATH. But you care enough to set a blog on fire, so we already knew you were dumb.
June 19, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Heh…The margin seems to be staying at 149/150 now….
June 19, 2007 at 4:52 pm
At least the Ladies are getting a ton of hits. They must love that.
June 19, 2007 at 4:53 pm
+many, many cocktails, TGB.
Y’all just sit there and keep refreshing this thread….our hit traffic counter sends its regards.
June 19, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Better getting hits than getting hit on by the people of Kentucky. Of course, none of them are your sister, so not much chance of you hitting on the Ladies…
June 19, 2007 at 4:54 pm
“A cheat machine”
Or as I call it: My ex-girlfriend.
Hey-o.
Seriously, thank you to the folks of Kentucky for some of the best unintentional humor I’ve had the pleasure of reading in a good long while. And thanks to the Ladies… for all of their efforts.
June 19, 2007 at 4:54 pm
This is great!
Kudos ladies.
June 19, 2007 at 4:55 pm
As long as it’s not a mint julip. (Or an appletini.)
June 19, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I think “The Cheat Machine”. Was Intentional Humor.
June 19, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Kentucky? I remember them.
June 19, 2007 at 4:56 pm
I think “The Cheat Machine”. Was Intentional Humor.
I’m pretty sure it was not. Consider the source.
June 19, 2007 at 4:56 pm
If you knew anything about Adolph Rupp, you would surely know he wasn’t racist. Do some research. He was a great coach and a legend. If you are old enough to know him and are on this site I applaud you. Dumbass. I guess since Christian Laettner is so gay UK is now gaybashing too.
June 19, 2007 at 4:56 pm
“At least the Ladies are getting a ton of hits. They must love that.”
I don’t know if you have noticed, but we don’t have any ads on this site. We’re not making any money off the “hits”.
June 19, 2007 at 4:56 pm
How hot a “Rich”, smart, sweet, funny guy can be. I know I have one…hope you’ll have one someday soon too! Ya know,…someone as great as MATT JONES….it’s truly nice being married to a guy that has it all! Not just a membership to the local gym!
June 19, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Concerned Voter - Rupp was a huge racist man, seriously. He even creeped me out.
June 19, 2007 at 4:58 pm
At least the Ladies are getting a ton of hits. They must love that.
We’ve gotten at least three of ‘em from you, Conerned Voter.
Kisses!
June 19, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Adolf Rupp was born and bred in Kansas……hmmm….
June 19, 2007 at 4:58 pm
So according to this, we should be done with this thread now, right?
June 19, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Billy who? I’m going to the Waffle House.
June 19, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Wow, who was talking about kentuckians winnig a racist contest?
What about a stereotypical contest? You guys are cruel!
June 19, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Kentucky - please stop using our name. We are ashamed to be associated* with you.
* that means related to
June 19, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Point of interest - calling UK fans classless or otherwise insulting us doesn’t reflect well on the one doing the insulting.
Kentuckians are just very competitive, particularly when it comes to something linked to basketball (which Matt Jones is), and thus, we expect to win. And we have been winning dramatically. Therefore we just found it a bit fishy when the opponent, who seems to have an even less-trafficked blog, racked up more votes than in the previous rounds. Yes, it’s possibly due to people voting for him just to piss off the UK fans, but it was also fishy that for quite some time, this other blogger stayed precisely 271-2 votes ahead of Matt, despite a specific effort by UK fans to overcome the deficit. And UK fans are known for our ability to dominate basketball-related polls online - not because we have no life and clog the ballot boxes, but because there are more passionate UK fans than there are fans for other schools, in part because UK is the primary sports team in our area.
Also, though I’m sure it was just an error, it was conspicuous that Matt’s name is out of order on the poll, as he is higher seeded. We Kentucky fans tend to notice these things because we are often singled out and attacked by others in the sporting world for our history of domination and devotion to the sport. We also just weathered a significant media firestorm in recent months for our ‘running off’ of our coach of 10 years. Most of the media attacks were based on stereotypes and misinformation, and few of the attacks were classy. We take pride in our power as a fanbase, and take great offense when we are abused and mocked. Hell, Matt Jones specifically played a hand in a distinctive change in the attitude of ESPN’s Andy Katz, who just weeks ago stated he simply didn’t expect UK to be that good (in less glowing language), but now has moved us up dramatically into his Top 25. We UK fans support our own, and unite against our enemies, in basketball, or silly contests.
And one last point - while UK’s program has made mistakes in the past (which we acknowledge and are shamed by), Rupp as a massive racist is mostly a creation of the media (including the movie Glory Road). Rupp was probably less-racist than most of the SEC at the time. So if you’d like to actually know more about the man, check out the documentary made by a Kentucky sportscaster recently: Adolph Rupp: Myth, Legend and Fact. If you would instead prefer to lob childish insults based on stereotypes and false beliefs…well, have fun.
June 19, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Agree with Hitler…he’s credible right?
June 19, 2007 at 5:00 pm
You gals are the ones taking this way too serious. Cheat machine was meant to be funny, though I still maintain shenanigans are at hand.
June 19, 2007 at 5:02 pm
You gals are the ones taking this way too serious.
Your compatriots (”kin”) and their user names beg to differ, sir.
June 19, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Holly, I was thinking the same thing. And then I laughed because Hitler and Osama agree with us!
June 19, 2007 at 5:02 pm
And for the record, the cheat machine is now set for 149-151.
June 19, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Clare, be sure and invite Mr. Hitler and Mr. Laden to our Paris Party.
June 19, 2007 at 5:03 pm
It was all the liberal media and Jews in Hollywood! Everyone I allow to speak knows that! Now you boys shut up!
June 19, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I’m curious here… the suggestion is that the 2500 votes for Joe Speaker (a fabulously nice guy and great writer) are fake votes but the 2400 votes for Matt Jones are all real people?
Is this what Kentuckians do for fun?
June 19, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I hate women too!
June 19, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Hey Clare, remember that time we thought up this crazy idea months and months ago, to showcase all our favorite bloggers’ hot brains and hot bodies, and how it spiraled into a HUGE amount of work and stress but we kept at it, and found a ton of new sites to read every day, and generally had a fantastic time, and then a bunch of trolls invaded our sandbox? Remember that? That was fun.
June 19, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Now you know why Matt Jones has the best blog…..EVERYONE participates and it’s always good for a laugh and it’s always a whole lot of fun. Fun..you can have it without partying with Paris, ya know.
June 19, 2007 at 5:06 pm
I’m curious here… the suggestion is that the 2500 votes for Joe Speaker (a fabulously nice guy and great writer) are fake votes but the 2400 votes for Matt Jones are all real people?
Yeah, see his numbers for the last rounds. Then, you are cordially invited to laugh your ass off at the righteous indignation in this thread.
June 19, 2007 at 5:06 pm
“Also, though I’m sure it was just an error, it was conspicuous that Matt’s name is out of order on the poll, as he is higher seeded.”
That was entirely my fault, and by the time it was done and the links were sent out, it was too late to change the link to the poll, so I just changed the coding of the poll. And so we are 100% transparent - here are the emails between Texy and I on this -
stopkillinge entourage wrote:
Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:25:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: stopkillinge entourage
Subject: Re: Fwd: Polls
To: Texy
I just fixed in Poll Daddy. It should look ok now.
Texy wrote:
Did you have new code for that one poll?
June 19, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Hey…we’re doing the same thing as YOU ALL! Hello…we drop in on Matt’s blog…we don’t create bogus voting for fun. Who’s the loser here….
June 19, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Did someone mention cheating? Cool site ladies. Wanna buy my new book or an autographed bat?
June 19, 2007 at 5:07 pm
somebody say something about Ally Sheedy?
June 19, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Here’s what the real version of that email looked like.
Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:25:31 -0700 (PDT)
From: stopkillinge entourage
Subject: Re: Fwd: Polls
To: Texy
I just fixed the vote in Poll Daddy. It should look ok now.
Texy wrote:
Did you have new cheat code for that one poll?
June 19, 2007 at 5:10 pm
“The Cheat Machine” is what I used to call my then-girlfriend… but later I just shortened it to “Bitch-gimme-back-my-records”
June 19, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Oh, SNAP!*
*Lie.
June 19, 2007 at 5:11 pm
“Hey Clare, remember that time we thought up this crazy idea months and months ago, to showcase all our favorite bloggers’ hot brains and hot bodies, and how it spiraled into a HUGE amount of work and stress but we kept at it, and found a ton of new sites to read every day, and generally had a fantastic time, and then a bunch of trolls invaded our sandbox? Remember that? That was fun.”
Remember when I was stressed out on Sunday night and said we should end at 11 and declare them all winners? Seemed lame at the time, but now it makes more sense.
June 19, 2007 at 5:13 pm
is there a trophy for not being a douche?
June 19, 2007 at 5:13 pm
For the record:
Up For Sports loves all The Ladies…
You are invited to our poker table any time you want to play.
June 19, 2007 at 5:14 pm
If that’s a euphemism, CJ, or even if it isn’t, count me in.
June 19, 2007 at 5:15 pm
@Anonymous:
DUDE! Where ya been?!?!
June 19, 2007 at 5:19 pm
@Pseudonym, @Anonymous.
Stop it, both of you. You’re going to blow all of our cover.
June 19, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Sorry, Holly… it’s not a euphemism.
I’m recently engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world. Some of the other UFS writers, on the other hand, would be more than happy to offer you their euphemisms.
June 19, 2007 at 5:21 pm
You girls are probably all ugly anyway….
Wrong! I’m hideous.
June 19, 2007 at 5:23 pm
I, on the other hand, am ugly. My bad.
June 19, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Pseudonym
“@Anonymous:
DUDE! Where ya been?!?!”
Long time, no see. How’s the wife and kids?
June 19, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Okay I feel bad I started that now.
June 19, 2007 at 5:28 pm
Tell us more, CJ. Also, congrats!
June 19, 2007 at 5:28 pm
I “Bet” that Matt Jones comes back!
June 19, 2007 at 5:28 pm
All this talk of “manipulating.”
I wonder how many Anonymous Manipulators visit Ladies… every day.
June 19, 2007 at 5:29 pm
I “Bet” that Matt Jones comes back! Oh he already did.
June 19, 2007 at 5:29 pm
I’ll take that “Bet”…
June 19, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Some of the other UFS writers, on the other hand, would be more than happy to offer you their euphemisms.
I’m listening…
June 19, 2007 at 5:31 pm
In these comments there have been in some way, shape, or form duke, duke sucks, calling out of Laettner, and Kentucky. All we need is to bring in UNC somehow and my college basketball fandom will reach it’s peak.
Oh Kentucky fans, my day would have gone by without much laughter if it wasn’t for you. Kudos!
June 19, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Just as I post that, Jordan shows up. Can he count as UNC?
June 19, 2007 at 5:39 pm
150 is the new you, I see…Nuts and Bolts, Nuts and Bolts…Matt is getting screwed…..and in not the way that he would prefer….
June 19, 2007 at 5:40 pm
“Now you know why Matt Jones has the best blog…..EVERYONE participates and it’s always good for a laugh and it’s always a whole lot of fun. Fun..you can have it without partying with Paris, ya know.”
If the reaction here today is any indication he, his blog and his worthless fan are the most classless blog, and I don’t think any of the Ladies are having fun after the bullshit they’ve been putting up with out of you worthless fucks this afternoon.
June 19, 2007 at 5:42 pm
You reap what you sow!
June 19, 2007 at 5:43 pm
If Matt is so great then why hasn’t he told his insult squad to stfu? This is how he thanks the Ladies… for this opportunity? By sitting by and watching while they’re insulted?
June 19, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Well, Ladies… since you asked….
I believe UFS contributors Joe Speaker, BG, Daddy and Geno would be more amenable to that kind of poker game…
June 19, 2007 at 5:48 pm
CJ - Please see my Father’s Day post.
Anytime, anywhere, I’m in.
http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/2007/06/17/fathers-day-aftershave-thestarterwife/
June 19, 2007 at 5:50 pm
“We encouraged shenanigans at the outset, but if they’re in play, it’s not from our end,”
actully I was wondering why in every poll the top seed/left pic is at the top but in the ksr one (and the only one) the top seed/left pic is the bottom person. maybe a honest mistake but diffently kind of odd.
June 19, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Ha! That makes you a poker blogger (it only takes one mention of poker to join our friendly community). Guess that moves you to the top of the Up For Sports blogroll (sorry Deadspin).
June 19, 2007 at 5:52 pm
If you honestly think the Ladies… are cheating, then you need to just leave the site.
June 19, 2007 at 5:53 pm
He’s an attorney and he JUST got on the air for his radio show…..give him a chance….He has 2 jobs…don’t worry…he’ll be here shortly…..
June 19, 2007 at 5:55 pm
He’s been on here already, he had his chance and didn’t take it. He shouldn’t have to be prodded or guiled into doing the right thing.
June 19, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Hank…..breath deep.
June 19, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Quit your bitching Kentucky fans. If you all are true men, you should vote for the Florida boys still in the tournament, and cut your losses…
Orson Swindle, Darren, and Dan Shanoff.
Even if they lose, they have 3 national championships in the past 2 years to share.
June 19, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I’m just getting started.
June 19, 2007 at 6:02 pm
No news here … if you look at the voting pattern from day one Joe Speaker’s camp have been rigging the vote.
June 19, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Girls, it might be easier to get a date on the computer using one of those services that match people up.
June 19, 2007 at 6:06 pm
joe pushed his lead to 1600 in the last 10 min
June 19, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Give a cheer for the Orange and Blue
Waving forever, forever
Pride of all Florida
May she droop never
We’ll Sing a song for the Flag today,
Cheer for the team at play,
On to the goal we’ll fight our way for Florida!
June 19, 2007 at 6:23 pm
No matter whos doing it, there is definite cheating going on here. Im starting to think its the ladies though (sorry ladies) because in every matchup the left picture is the top seed and it is always the top choice in the vote selector. However, in Matt’s matchup he is on the left, is the high seed, but is the bottom choice on the vote selector. Somethings up!
June 19, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Well, I’ve been trying to avoid this but I did see Texas Gal in the grassy knoll. If only Jim Garrison was around to get to the bottom of this.
Or you know, you guys could try showing some class.
June 19, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Radioman Says:
June 19th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Is it wrong that everytime I see the phrase “KY guy came in and mopped up” I think of lubricants?
Funny Radioman everytime I see this statement I think of your mom. Tell that bitch to party own.
June 19, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Hank - I actually think the response from UK fans hasn’t been as insane as it could be considering the bigot, rascist, Kentuckians are in general dipshits comments. I only saw one really offensive comment and it wasn’t even that bad just generally low brow and stupid. Also you can’t blame one person for everyone who has access to his blog….chill out man.
June 19, 2007 at 6:30 pm
^^party on I mean.
June 19, 2007 at 6:33 pm
I am pretty ashamed to be from Kentucky at the moment. Wait a second, found the bourbon. Happy to be from Kentucky again.
June 19, 2007 at 6:35 pm
wait wait wait… was that a “your mom” joke… holy shit… it lives!
June 19, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Wow, this got ugly fast! Ladies, this has been a fun way to occupy downtime at work the past couple of weeks. Thanks for all of your hard work! I hope that you benefit from the added hits. As a Kentucky fan, I know we may seem a little extreme as a whole sometimes (trust me I’m not always proud of the comments of some of the BBN), but you all have to give “the nation” a little credit because we absolutley are this passionate about everything! It is true that Matt and the entire KSR crew do a great job & have avid fans. Honesly, we all need to give these girls props…it’s hillarious that you’ve gotten so many middle-aged men across the country to vote for other guys “hotness” or lack thereof! Good job!
(and Go Big Blue ~ hottest or not we still love you matt!)
June 19, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I think after all the work that went into this, to essentially have fun, to see them put up with so much shit from these jackasses; I don’t care how bad it may or may not have been. And whats with the completely feckless response from their savior at 4:41? If he’s so great then why the hell didn’t he shut them down?
There’s no excuse, nobody has anything at stake here except for the Ladies… it their site, and all their hard work setting it up; these guys and Matt are jokes.
June 19, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Tell us how you really feel Hank that’s when the healing starts…..
June 19, 2007 at 6:42 pm
This is freakin amazingt?!? It sounds like the Gore vs. Bush debate of 2000 on this message board. Speaker looks like Erik Estrada illegitimate child & Jones looks like he is 12 with that haircut. So no matter who wins, the legitimacy(if you have any) of your contest has gone out the window anyway.
June 19, 2007 at 6:43 pm
eDayStat…well played :)
June 19, 2007 at 6:44 pm
On behalf of Up For Sports, I’d like to apologize to The Ladies if our voting techniques have caused any undue stress. We see this as a fun thing and if someone else’s voting techniques are better than ours, we will certainly applaud their um… passion.
June 19, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Trust me I’m not angry; but I’m not going to sit here and watch this bullshit either.
June 19, 2007 at 6:48 pm
First of all, by no means, is Matt Jones our Savior. Get a grip. Second, are these women half as offended by this as you are? If they are, on behalf of Cooperstown, Bart Giamatti, Fay Vincent, and Bud Selig: I apoligize. If Marge Schott was still alive I’m sure she would support the Hot Blogging Women of America(HBWA).
Anyone got the line on the Reds-A’s game tonight?
June 19, 2007 at 6:48 pm
My sentiment exactly eDayStat, but I found my bluegrass too.
June 19, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Seriously, this is out of control.
Ladies… Thank you for putting this whole thing together for us to have some fun.
I can’t believe people are getting this bent out of shape about this. Just take a second and think: these Ladies took the time to put all of this together, decided on seeds and made it quite elaborate. Why would they possibly cheat? It’s not like their site is bringing revenue, as someone already pointed out. If they wanted the dude from UFS to win, they would’ve given him a higher seed. Or even better, just unilaterally declared him the winner. If they wanted Matt to lose, they wouldn’t have let him in the contest at all. I could go on and on.
Do you really think they whimsically engineered a giant conspiracy just to exclude YOU? Please. Stop being so self-centered and get over any middle school exclusion trauma you may have experienced.
If even 1% of UK fans are like this (and I assume this is not an accurate representation of all UK fans), I can understand why nobody wants to coach there.