Hot Blogger Bracket - Round 4 - All Regions

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DUE TO A REQUEST BY THE COMPANY HANDLING OUR POLLS, WE HAVE TAKEN DOWN ALL OF THE VOTING.  EMAIL IN THE COMMENTS. 

First things first.  You can check out all the results from the third round here and be sure to check out T Kyle King’s third round breakdown of the bracketology here at Dawg Sports.   We had two more contests go down to the last ten votes, and with just a couple of exceptions, generally very close races all around.

Comment of the week on the Hot Blogger Bracket  -

UK fans neglect parenting, body maintenance and any type of intellectual pursuit for 11 months out of the year in favor of basketball. Apparently that one other month they spend voting in a hot blogger contest.

On to the next round.

As we mentioned before, doing a bracket with 88 teams was never going to be pretty mathematically .  When we got down to 11 we were either going to have to somehow drop three entries to make it the Elite 8, or somehow add five entries so we could be at the Sweet 16.   Neither option was pretty. 

It took us an hour plus in a chat to figure out the plan.  If we dropped three, how could we do it by seeding since some of the low seeds were tied? That didn’t seem fair, even if we did just a simple up and down vote.  What about going by most votes over all? Well, that didn’t seem fair to entries who didn’t need to campaign since their contests were not as hotly contested.  One crazy person, *cough*, even suggested ending the whole thing and declaring all 11 entries winners. If we added more, would we pick from the “Near Misses” post?  That wasn’t enough, and even though Curtis Granderson is super cute, that seemed unfair to Paul Shirley who’s been in the whole time. 

So this is what we did:

We added back 5 teams based upon seeding.  We re-entered the two #1 seeds that had been eliminated and the three top vote-getters of the four eliminated #2 seeds.  This was the fairest solution we could think of, and I don’t think anyone can argue that Will, Orson, TechmoBowl Bo Jackson, Peter Bean, and Precious Roy are not very talented writers, because they are. (Plus, pretty much the Ladies are unified in their willingness to hook up with any or all of them.)

Do we expect complaints?  Yes, you betcha we do.  We would just like to remind you this is also just some fun on the eBays and we’ve really worked very hard on this whole endeavor, so try to have a little heart before you hit that “send” button either via email or IM. 

535 Responses to “Hot Blogger Bracket - Round 4 - All Regions”

  1. Clare Says:

    Three snaps in a z-formation, TSW.

  2. TheStarterWife Says:

    Awww… thanks Clare.

  3. metschick Says:

    you go, girl!

  4. Texas Gal Says:

    If anyone has any bitching or complaints, there’s a certain “gentleman” in NYC who has a few words for you: opinions are like assholes, yours is wrong.

    And GOOD LUCK to all the guys. We heart all of y’all. Some more than others. (ahem… BURNT ORANGE MEDIA CONSPIRACY)

  5. Pete J. Hawk Says:

    It’s y’all’s world, we just live in it. Besides, a world in which Orson, PB, and Will are not finalists in the HBB is not a world in which I wish to live.

  6. Pete Holiday Says:

    I’ll be buying drinks at the Lion here in Bloomington (IN) if/when Will unceremoniously squashes the hot blogger life out of me. It’ll be fun.

  7. PB Says:

    Texy - you’re my personal hero.

    And despite my predilection for hyperbole… I mean it this time! Texy for President.

    Hell, we need to put all you Ladies… up for office.

    And Pete Jayhawk - if I could say ‘motherfucker’ with as much sexitude as you, I wouldn’t have needed a backdoor re-entry into this thing.

  8. ladyandrea Says:

    Backdoor re-entry. Heh.

  9. Mike White Says:

    I welcome the return of Orson and Tecmo Bo; they fully deserve to be in this stage of the contest. Too bad I had to face Orson and must now face Tecmo Bo. Voting for PSAMP is almost instinctual, and now I must resist my own instincts to stay alive.

  10. Disco Stu Says:

    So, Matt Jones — MATT JONES! — wil have an opportunity to trounce the Leitch twece. Awesome.

  11. sheena beaston Says:

    it’s like that quote: “if you love something, let it go. if it comes back, it’s yours forever.”

    welcome back to your right place, PSaMP

  12. Holly Says:

    Welcome back, boyos.

  13. undergroundbto Says:

    And I get shafted yet again.

    Oh, that’s right - I don’t have a sports blog. Details, details.

  14. tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson Says:

    Oh God…All these emotions comin’ back…

  15. holydogwater Says:

    I just want to personally thank the ladies for their amazing compassion by no longer circumventing the “Truth in Advertising” laws that reside here in the great state of Florida and removing the Tebow photo. I was also tired of hearing even the little lady telling me she had trouble voting against that damn Tebow photo. Hell, I think my momma did vote for him a couple a times… and on Father’s Day to boot. Bad momma; no bacon!!!!!

  16. tcmcg Says:

    I have to admit that I didn’t know it was a Tebow photo at first. I just went “Shit, that’s not fair at all.” And while I wept a(n extremely manly) tear or two after being eliminated, the fact that Orson, Will, Mini-Ponies and co. are back rekindled my faith in the self-correcting power of the Internet.

    Solomonic, Ladies. Solomonic.

  17. Vanilla Says:

    I think that pretty much everyone agrees that you should have added the 6th seeds that were eliminated in the first round, and by everyone I of course mean all the voices in my head.

  18. The Great Barstoolio Says:

    This is a great solution. I look forward to re-ogling.

  19. Bugs & Cranks » Rounding The Bases: Rub My Teats Says:

    [...] the Ladies… enter Round #4 of the “Hot Blogger Contest,” I can’t help but notice one obvious omission. Hint #1: He was once nominated for a [...]

  20. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    whew, dodged a bullet.

  21. holydogwater Says:

    In case your bored and missed reading it the first time, click here to read and then vote. If my boss would leave me alone for five f**king minutes I could maybe focus more on the important things… like drinking at work and this contest.

  22. JP Says:

    For the people that have already defeated the 5 guys back in the contest, this must feel like that scene in every horror movie where you’re sure you slayed the monster but it just keeps coming. All you can do is scream “You’re dead! I killed you!” over and over again.

  23. TheStarterWife Says:

    JP - Excellent analogy.

  24. tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson Says:

    I am a monster. Awesome

  25. Mike White Says:

    Me: But Orson…I thought you were dead…I…killed you.

    Orson: Well, where was I gonna go, Detroit?

  26. J Money Says:

    I’m thoroughly hurt that the men of Boiled Sports didn’t make the cut. I know we’re not as relevant but we’ve been around for a little while and… oh, wait, we have no pictures up. Oops.

    Is there an NIT version? Like us and Bill Simmons?

  27. rupertentwistle Says:

    I suspect your odds of being included in the bracket would have increased greatly had you entered ;)

  28. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    I’m sure next time the Ladies… will 1) have play-in games first for the lower-seeds and 2) not invite any UK blogger.

  29. Texas Gal Says:

    In order to make the cut, you had to have entered the contest.

    And PB: I will only accept the nomination if you are my VP. Except DawgSports just proposed Orson for President, and I think that is a phenomenally better idea. Orson-Peter in ‘08!

  30. TheStarterWife Says:

    The Fake Gimel Martinez - Next time?!?!?!?!

    BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

    I’d become a Browns fan first.

  31. Red Sox Monster Says:

    Just dropping in to say hello, ladies. See? Not bitter. weeeeee

  32. Precious Roy Says:

    Please Lord of the Interwebs, do not let any quote this line out of its complete context: “Will, Orson, TechmoBowl Bo Jackson, Peter Bean, and Precious Roy are not very talented writers…”

    I’m already in danger of going 1-2 as it is.

    Best of luck to everyone not in Kentucky.

  33. Precious Roy Says:

    any=anyone

  34. Texas Gal Says:

    Awww, Dan the RSM! I miss you, buddy! That is one thing this bracket is sorely lacking: Sox-ian awesomeness.

  35. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    ahem, don’t look now… but the UFS dude is beating the UK dude…

    awesome

  36. Holly Says:

    FINALLY.

  37. Matt J Says:

    Thanks Holly, I appreciate it.

    I may have to concede….I am fairly certain there are some sheanigans at play since UFS guy got more votes in the last two hours than he got in either of his first three rounds.

    But hey whatcha gonna do……

  38. You Cheat Says:

    There are definitely shenanigans at play. I call foul.

  39. 271 Says:

    Hey ladies, does that number sound familiar…You’ve been caught…nice try….but you’ve just tainted your whole contest. Shame, Shame, Shame on you.

  40. wtd Says:

    Cheaters! Matt J is getting ripped off!

  41. A Sad Day Says:

    It is a sad day when someone has to fix the voting so that the UFS guy can win. The really bad thing is that a 5th grader can see that the voting is fixed. I would think you could do a better job of fixing the vote than that.

  42. You Cheat Says:

    54 to 46 my ass.

  43. 53.6 to 46.4 Says:

    Interesting percentages to choose, ladies - they sound the easiest to believe to you, or did you just throw together a couple of numbers close to 50 and hope no one would notice? Please, rigged to the moon, not like I care about a hot blogger contest, but I’m confused as to why you would rig your own contest? I’m sure the internet poll rigging racket has a lot of money in it, but c’mon…

  44. Uhh yeah Says:

    Matt Jones may not have been the “hottest blogger”, but I too agree with the people calling foul…UFS guy is always ahead by around 270 or so, and he was lucky to get twice that many votes in previous rounds….Matt has a lot of readers voting for him, but it doesn’t mean that’s wrong…..what’s wrong is rigging your own contest and bringing back your favorites from previous rounds….

  45. Orson Swindle Says:

    We’re fucked, as the Holy Dog Water guy looks like he has stronger genes than ours. He does, however, feature use of hair gel, which is a good sign for us in voting districts outside of the gel corridors of the Northeast and South Miami.

  46. Holly Says:

    I don’t even know how to address this one. Here’s a start:

    1. IT’S A HOT BLOGGER CONTEST. It ain’t the Gemini missions. Chill.
    2. We encouraged shenanigans at the outset, but if they’re in play, it’s not from our end, or we wouldn’t have bid early farewells to so many of our middle-to-lower seeded buddies.
    3. ….y’all are seriously upset about whatever’s happening, aren’t you? The guys who’ve gone down to Matt Jones in this contest have done so with grace and class.
    4. And, for what it’s worth, Matt has won so far with grace and class.
    5. See #1.

  47. Cheaters.. Says:

    You girls are probably all ugly anyway….

  48. What's the point of having a contest..... Says:

    ….if the results are rigged. The margin between KSR and the USF guy has stayed the exact same for the last couple of hours no matter how many votes are coming in….lame

  49. Re: Holly Says:

    So why even have a contest if you’re just going to rig it the way you want it anyway…. great site!

  50. TheStarterWife Says:

    Not like Joe Speaker didn’t have the most amount of votes in all the other contest. You guys should really go look at past results, especially where he spanked Mini Ponies kid.

    Joe Speaker has game. Sorry if you think there is cheating, but there is NOTHING that any of the Ladies have done - or even know about - that affects these polls.

    I am far from ugly, thank you very much. As a matter of fact, every time I visit my grandparents in Lexington, you guys are more than happy to oogle me when I am out with them at a Po’Folks or where ever it is they serve ice tea in a Mason Jar.

  51. Texas Gal Says:

    Ah, yes, ad hominem attacks. The sure sign of a rapier wit and high IQ.

    I cannot believe there are seriously people in this world who would take the time to ANONYMOUSLY (because nothing says awesome like people too scared to use a real email!) bitch about a hot blogger contest. I mean…. seriously?

    (also, if we fixed the contest, why in the HELL wouldn’t we have fixed it for RedSoxStatsGuy… I mean, did you see that cute kid of his?)

  52. Anonymous Says:

    It’s obviously fixed, but that’s cool….

  53. Texas Gal Says:

    OBVIOUSLY.

  54. ladyandrea Says:

    If the contest was rigged to my liking, Holy Dog Water and Mike Samways would be wrestling in jello for the title. Alas, it is not rigged.

    Also, all the Ladies are hot. Of this, I am sure.

  55. Holly Says:

    Seriously! Red Sox Stats Guy, MDG, GoldfishCowboy, TC….my poor darlings are all departed, some of them Eeeeeearly.

  56. Clare Says:

    Aw, our first group of haters! I would like to thank each of you who doubt the results. With your help, Ladies… has truly come into its own as an internet phenomenon.

  57. TheStarterWife Says:

    If this was rigged I’d be having a three way with Sean from Too Much Sports and PR, and Sean isn’t even in it any more.

    Damn SEC.

  58. tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson Says:

    Uh oh. The state of Kentucky doesn’t like Ladies…

    Guess they’re sticking to Dudes…

  59. Holly Says:

    Also, for the record: He seems to be a delightful guy, but I don’t know Joe Speaker at all, didn’t know him at all before this contest, and I’m not sure any of the other girls did either. If we were going to rig this for a big-name blogger to win it all, why not Leitch? Shanoff? Shirley?

  60. Texas Gal Says:

    Anonymous haters are the very best kind, Clare.

  61. Foul Play Says:

    Definetly the smell of cheating in the air. Some one made a great point a couple posts earlier that the guy going up agianst Matt has a higher vote total than he had in his prior three rounds. Does it hurt that bad to have a KY guy come in and mop up the competition? What a joke.

  62. lol Says:

    Defensive much? Stay classy, ladies! I mean, erm, keep rigging!

  63. TheStarterWife Says:

    (I read Up for Poker, their other site, so I kind of knew about Joe Speaker. What I didn’t know was the following he has. And that I have possibly played poker with him at the Bike.)

    He wins this, and I am buying him in the next time I see him at the $100-$200 table.

  64. If you only knew... Says:

    How lucky you would be to KNOW and DATE a guy as nice and wonderful as Matt Jones……he’s smart(attorney), clever, witty, loves sports, and knows how to have fun. That is the REAL reason we’re voting for him. Cheating…that’s the way to make a name for yourselves. Yes, we’ve been punked….I get it…..move along to your “Free Paris Hilton” Party.

  65. TheStarterWife Says:

    LOL - No, we just have a giant “Ladies signal” that goes off when we’re attacked.

    I like UK Radio Blog. I fought to let him in, because other Ladies did not want him based on the fact he didn’t follow the rules on his submission. (He didn’t submit a column, I picked one from reading his site to be fair.) So really, don’t come yelling at us about rigging, especially me. He seems like an ok guy.

    His fans, not so much.

  66. Clare Says:

    ‘Free Paris Hilton’ party“?

    This thread is great for laughs; not so much for my productivity at work this afternoon.

  67. Texas Gal Says:

    Sorry, Clare- I sent out the invites to the FREE PARIS HILTON PARTY already. I must have forgotten to include you! Of course you are invited

  68. ladyandrea Says:

    Hey, Paris is just a very misunderstood girl. As GShum says, “Think of Tink!”

  69. What's the point of having a contest..... Says:

    It certainly doesnt matter b/c, as someone else said, it is a it’s a contest for fun sake. But the fact that the margin bewteen the two scores stays exactly bewteen 270-272 makes it pretty apparent that the scores are being manipulated. Maybe it’s divine intervention b/c Matt is goofy looking and deserves to lose.

  70. You Cheat Says:

    I’m not saying the ladies rigged this, but as said before, there are definitely shenanigans at play.

  71. RE: TheStarterWife Says:

    Can you seriously not see why so many people think this is a cheat?

  72. anonymous Says:

    Rule #5, from http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/2007/05/07/the-hot-blogger-bracket-a-call-to-arms-and-abs/

    5. We’ll post our choices in bracket form, and here’s where the real fun begins. Voting for each round will take a couple days. Cheating, shenanigans, and ballot-stuffing are encouraged, especially if they’re undertaken in a blatant and hilarious manner. We remind all entrants that we are susceptible to flattery.

    Blatant, check. Hilarious, UK comments. Works for me.

  73. Holly Says:

    Yeah, for the record, no problem with Matt here.

  74. Texas Gal Says:

    I think Matt is a saint if this is the nonsense he has to put up with on a daily basis. Dude deserves more than a Hot Blogger title for that. We should crown his ass.

  75. Foul Play Says:

    Put up with thousands of readers that read his materials and has a strong following? Get off of it. Poor poor Matt.

    Its pure jealousy that a KY guy came in and mopped everyone up.

  76. TheStarterWife Says:

    Yes, I am completely jealous of a whole state.

    Can someone make a me mint julip already?

  77. Matt P Says:

    Ladies…. I will not belittle you or your website. I applaud your hard work and the effort you put into it to have a little fun. I know this wasn’t all that easy of a thing to put together and it is, afterall, just for entertainment. I apologize for the UK fans that are taking this a little too seriously and are spouting off at the keyboard. I do, however, agree with Matt J and call shennanigans. I don’t know who or what or why… but I think it is obvious. I have a STRONG suspicion that you will see it as this contest continues… but I guess we will see.

  78. Most Definitely Random Troll NOT Orson Swindle Says:

    Bet ur all uglee dykez!!! Rigg this, bitchezz!!

    KENTUCKEE RULLEZZ!

    Swangin’ from the nuttsak,

    -Anonymous G

  79. Radioman Says:

    Holly, do you mean to tell me that the Gemini missions were rigged?

  80. Radioman Says:

    Is it wrong that everytime I see the phrase “KY guy came in and mopped up” I think of lubricants?

  81. You Cheat Says:

    Well that’s shocking, I just viewed the poll and Matt Jones is losing by 271 votes.

  82. jebushchrist Says:

    Yes, if Kentucky is losing, there MUST be cheating! And if there is cheating, I’m sure it’s the Ladies…! They started this blog and spent the last several months of their free time for the sole purpose of creating this contest, whereby they could get to the 4th Round and rig it against Kentucky!
    If all y’all would spend less time complaining and more time voting (since, you know, the contest doesn’t end for 30 hours) you might be able to defeat their dastardly plan.

  83. Holla Says:

    “Well that’s shocking, I just viewed the poll and Matt Jones is losing by 271 votes.”

    Maybe because everytime you guys come in here to whine after voting somebody goes and voters for his opponent just to piss your infantile ass off? I know I just did.

  84. You Cheat Says:

    I bet anything that when I check the poll in 10 minutes Matt Jones will be losing by 270-272 votes.

  85. What's the point of having a contest..... Says:

    Everyone knows it was the Apollo mission that was rigged…..c’mon like Men could really ever walk on the moon….

  86. Holla Says:

    “I bet anything that when I check the poll in 10 minutes Matt Jones will be losing by 270-272 votes.”

    Because in that 10 minutes you’ll have alienated that many more voters.

  87. Anonymous Says:

    I just wonder how some clever bastard rigged the poll. He’s caused more controversy than OJ.

  88. You Cheat Says:

    “Because in that 10 minutes you’ll have alienated that many more voters.”

    It’s interesting that I always alienate just enough voters to keep the margin between 270-272.

  89. Holla Says:

    “It’s interesting that I always alienate just enough voters to keep the margin between 270-272.”

    Such is the super powers of your douchebagery.

  90. Holly Says:

    I’ll say this again: Anyone who’s taking this contest seriously needs to have their head examined, STAT. What part of “Hot Blogger Bracket” sounds like it’s worth this much exasperation?

  91. Jkwo Says:

    I apologize for my fellow Kentucky fans being a little crazy in the head.

    I actually find it kinda funny that the UFS and KSR fans are happening to vote at exactly the same times, keeping the distance so nice and even ;)

  92. The Fake Gimel Martinez Says:

    I apologize for all the Big Blue Fans who believe the Internet is Serious Business ™. Forgive them, Ladies…, they know not what they do.

    You guys should have had a mandatory poll to be completed before you could vote, asking for age and sex of the voter. That way, we could see how many 25 to 40-year-old guys are voting for Matt as being the hottest blogger. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Just would be good data.

    I will request that if any of you Ladies… feel a twinge of guilt from the shenanigans, please post a classy picture of yourself posing in a Kentucky sweatshirt, a la Ms. Judd. The BBN will stumble over themselves in attempts to make nice.

  93. Holla Says:

    Shouldn’t you guys being rolling coal trucks down the hill sides or dodging northerners and their soul stealing cameras right now?

  94. jebushchrist Says:

    Dear Kentucky-
    I find it funny that when things were going well, you were all smiles, but the minute the scoreboard doesn’t look so pretty, you get cheap, petty, and ugly. The true test of class and character isn’t when you’re winning, it’s when you’re losing. So decide now, who do you want to be?

  95. Radioman Says:

    Did they misspell Lexington on that poster, or is the building actually Lexinton?

  96. undergroundbto Says:

    All this math makes my head hurt.

  97. Anonymous Says:

    I’ve never met anyone who was a rolling coal truck. Those cameras do steal your soul though, that’s just a fact.

  98. Concerned Voter Says:

    CONTRADICTIONS

    HOLLY
    3. ….y’all are seriously upset about whatever’s happening, aren’t you? The guys who’ve gone down to Matt Jones in this contest have done so with grace and class.

    Why is Leitch still in it? He lost to Jones!

    again from HOLLY
    Also, for the record: He seems to be a delightful guy, but I don’t know Joe Speaker at all, didn’t know him at all before this contest, and I’m not sure any of the other girls did either. If we were going to rig this for a big-name blogger to win it all, why not Leitch? Shanoff? Shirley?

    Why is Leitch still in it? He lost to Jones!

    Rigged. Oh well. That’s what you’ve relegated this too. It’s ashame you can’t run a clean program. It’s like Jerry Tarkanian at UNLV or Bob Huggins anywhere! If its a 2 and out, Matt will play Leitch again and win again.

  99. undergroundbto Says:

    GOOD LORD! The difference is 232 NOW! WHATEVER COULD THAT MEAN? Oh, Ladies, the childish that you put up with in the name of your craft. It truly is commendable. I will buy those of you in attendance on Friday a beer in recognition of your efforts.

  100. Holla Says:

    “Rigged. Oh well. That’s what you’ve relegated this too. It’s ashame you can’t run a clean program. It’s like Jerry Tarkanian at UNLV or Bob Huggins anywhere! If its a 2 and out, Matt will play Leitch again and win again.”

    Or Sutton at KENTUCKY!!!

  101. Holly Says:

    Why is Leitch still in it? He lost to Jones!

    Why can’t you read the post at the top of this page?

    It’s ashame you can’t run a clean program.

    Or spel.

  102. CJ Says:

    As the managing editor of Up For Sports, I’m appalled by the level of venom being thrust upon the lovely (and likely fantastically hot) ladies of Ladies… It’s stupid, frankly, to suggest they have some interest in seeing Joe Speaker move on in this contest.

    And to suggest there are any shenanigans going on offends my sensibilities. Should there be a tech savvy friend of Up For Sports (or the sister blog Up For Poker) affecting the vote totals, well, we’d never, ever support that. We believe fair play is the only way to go (as long as fair play means we win by at least a couple hundred votes).

    We love the ladies of Ladies… for running this awesome contest and providing us with a little extra traffic. We will endeavor to send the traffic back ten-fold.

  103. Holly Says:

    That’s what you’ve relegated this too.

    Also, I’m not sure “relegated” means what you think it means.

  104. Anonymous Says:

    “GOOD LORD! The difference is 232 NOW! WHATEVER COULD THAT MEAN? Oh, Ladies, the childish that you put up with in the name of your craft. It truly is commendable. I will buy those of you in attendance on Friday a beer in recognition of your efforts.”

    Someone realized that there shenanigans were being exposed, and decided to turn off their cheat machine for a moment.

  105. Wednesday Says:

    I think the poll is momentarily broken - it’s not accepting votes anymore…..

  106. Disgruntled Goat Says:

    Ladies…, your poise in the face of douchebaggery has been outstanding.

  107. Run Up The Score! Says:

    I do enjoy that the UFS/KSR battle has more votes than all the other contests combined.

    If you’re being out-cheated, blame yourself. Fucking babies.

  108. Matt J Says:

    I (Matt Jones from the site) have no problem with the ladies here…..they are all amazingly sexy and I am a big fan of their site.

    I do think the vote was likely rigged by my opponent (the consistent 271-272 margin suggests as much), but more power to him. If it were solely a “hottest” male blogger, I am not sure if I would have gotten this far.

    But ladies, you will always have my heart…..

  109. Concerned Voter Says:

    “Rigged. Oh well. That’s what you’ve relegated this too. It’s ashame you can’t run a clean program. It’s like Jerry Tarkanian at UNLV or Bob Huggins anywhere! If its a 2 and out, Matt will play Leitch again and win again.”

    “Or Sutton at KENTUCKY!!!”

    Exactly my point. Complete sham!!!!!!! So we are on the same page. Cool!

  110. AlCantHang Says:

    Fear the Speaker! This is what happens when a bunch of degenerate poker players has his back.

    Good job Ladies…, a good time had by all.

  111. ladyandrea Says:

    Matt J, that’s not the margin anymore. It was 195 like 15 seconds ago.

  112. Hank Scorpio Says:

    Well I suppose a UK fan would know something about dirty programs:

    A blast as large as the one involving City College on Feb. 18 exploded on Oct. 20 when Hogan arrested Kentucky basketball players Ralph Beard, Alex Groza and Dale Barnstable for accepting $500 bribes to shave points in an NIT game against Loyola of Chicgo in Madison Square Garden in 1949. Groza and Beard had been on two NCAA championship teams and Beard also had been on one NIT winner.

    However, the university did little to reform itself until scandal erupted over two Kentucky players in 1989. First, Eric Manuel was accused of having received improper assistance on his college entrance exams. Second, an Emery Worldwide package sent to the guardian of Chris Mills burst open in transit, revealing $1000 in cash. The NCAA slapped Kentucky with three years’ probation, including banishment from the 1990 and 1991 NCAA Tournaments. The NCAA also stripped Kentucky of its three wins in the 1988 NCAA tournament.

  113. Holly Says:

    Thanks, Matt….we’ve got nothin’ but love for you and your site.

  114. Holly Says:

    +1 RUTS

  115. Hell have no fury... Says:

    Hell have no fury like a UK fan that is getting robbed in a hot blogger contest…….if there was a way to set this blog on fire…..I WOULD.

  116. Anonymous Says:

    “I think the poll is momentarily broken - it’s not accepting votes anymore…..”

    That was a glitch from when they were turning the cheat machine off.

  117. duke Says:

    It had to be Kentucky. The team with :

    Adolph Rupp (why does that name sound familiar? oh, yes!) - the most famous racist coach in the history of sports,
    the dirtiest basketball program, ever,
    a black coach that wins them a national title and is promptly run off.

    Class all the way.

  118. CJ Says:

    What the UK fans don’t realize is that the poker blogger community is a vast and powerful army of people who are accustomed to spending hours in front of a computer pressing a button over and over again.

    Who needs shenanigans?

  119. TheStarterWife Says:

    Yes. “They”. Same men that are in the black helicopters you nuts.

    Thanks for the love Matt J.

  120. Kansas Says:

    This just in: the “Biggest Racist Bracket” is coming soon.
    Time to notch another title, Kentucky!

  121. Stella Says:

    A “cheat machine”? Are you kidding me? Unlike your fair state, “Anonymous” (catchy!), the world doesn’t run on hand-cranked gadgetry.

  122. ladyandrea Says:

    Hee hee, Stella.

  123. TGB Says:

    Hell have no fury

    It’s HATH. But you care enough to set a blog on fire, so we already knew you were dumb.

  124. Wednesday Says:

    Heh…The margin seems to be staying at 149/150 now….

  125. Concerned Voter Says:

    At least the Ladies are getting a ton of hits. They must love that.

  126. Holly Says:

    +many, many cocktails, TGB.

    Y’all just sit there and keep refreshing this thread….our hit traffic counter sends its regards.

  127. Radioman Says:

    Better getting hits than getting hit on by the people of Kentucky. Of course, none of them are your sister, so not much chance of you hitting on the Ladies…

  128. Precious Roy Says:

    “A cheat machine”

    Or as I call it: My ex-girlfriend.

    Hey-o.

    Seriously, thank you to the folks of Kentucky for some of the best unintentional humor I’ve had the pleasure of reading in a good long while. And thanks to the Ladies… for all of their efforts.

  129. Duke Sucks Says:

    This is great!

    Kudos ladies.

  130. TGB Says:

    As long as it’s not a mint julip. (Or an appletini.)

  131. Duke Sucks Says:

    I think “The Cheat Machine”. Was Intentional Humor.

  132. Florida Says:

    Kentucky? I remember them.

  133. Holly Says:

    I think “The Cheat Machine”. Was Intentional Humor.
    I’m pretty sure it was not. Consider the source.

  134. Concerned Voter Says:

    If you knew anything about Adolph Rupp, you would surely know he wasn’t racist. Do some research. He was a great coach and a legend. If you are old enough to know him and are on this site I applaud you. Dumbass. I guess since Christian Laettner is so gay UK is now gaybashing too.

  135. TheStarterWife Says:

    “At least the Ladies are getting a ton of hits. They must love that.”

    I don’t know if you have noticed, but we don’t have any ads on this site. We’re not making any money off the “hits”.

  136. If you only knew... Says:

    How hot a “Rich”, smart, sweet, funny guy can be. I know I have one…hope you’ll have one someday soon too! Ya know,…someone as great as MATT JONES….it’s truly nice being married to a guy that has it all! Not just a membership to the local gym!

  137. Hitler Says:

    Concerned Voter - Rupp was a huge racist man, seriously. He even creeped me out.

  138. Clare Says:

    At least the Ladies are getting a ton of hits. They must love that.

    We’ve gotten at least three of ‘em from you, Conerned Voter.

    Kisses!

  139. Hey Mr. Kansas!!! Says:

    Adolf Rupp was born and bred in Kansas……hmmm….

  140. Holly Says:

    So according to this, we should be done with this thread now, right?

  141. Orlando Magic Says:

    Billy who? I’m going to the Waffle House.

  142. Duke Sucks Says:

    Wow, who was talking about kentuckians winnig a racist contest?

    What about a stereotypical contest? You guys are cruel!

  143. Anonymous Says:

    Kentucky - please stop using our name. We are ashamed to be associated* with you.

    * that means related to

  144. Han Says:

    Point of interest - calling UK fans classless or otherwise insulting us doesn’t reflect well on the one doing the insulting.

    Kentuckians are just very competitive, particularly when it comes to something linked to basketball (which Matt Jones is), and thus, we expect to win. And we have been winning dramatically. Therefore we just found it a bit fishy when the opponent, who seems to have an even less-trafficked blog, racked up more votes than in the previous rounds. Yes, it’s possibly due to people voting for him just to piss off the UK fans, but it was also fishy that for quite some time, this other blogger stayed precisely 271-2 votes ahead of Matt, despite a specific effort by UK fans to overcome the deficit. And UK fans are known for our ability to dominate basketball-related polls online - not because we have no life and clog the ballot boxes, but because there are more passionate UK fans than there are fans for other schools, in part because UK is the primary sports team in our area.

    Also, though I’m sure it was just an error, it was conspicuous that Matt’s name is out of order on the poll, as he is higher seeded. We Kentucky fans tend to notice these things because we are often singled out and attacked by others in the sporting world for our history of domination and devotion to the sport. We also just weathered a significant media firestorm in recent months for our ‘running off’ of our coach of 10 years. Most of the media attacks were based on stereotypes and misinformation, and few of the attacks were classy. We take pride in our power as a fanbase, and take great offense when we are abused and mocked. Hell, Matt Jones specifically played a hand in a distinctive change in the attitude of ESPN’s Andy Katz, who just weeks ago stated he simply didn’t expect UK to be that good (in less glowing language), but now has moved us up dramatically into his Top 25. We UK fans support our own, and unite against our enemies, in basketball, or silly contests.

    And one last point - while UK’s program has made mistakes in the past (which we acknowledge and are shamed by), Rupp as a massive racist is mostly a creation of the media (including the movie Glory Road). Rupp was probably less-racist than most of the SEC at the time. So if you’d like to actually know more about the man, check out the documentary made by a Kentucky sportscaster recently: Adolph Rupp: Myth, Legend and Fact. If you would instead prefer to lob childish insults based on stereotypes and false beliefs…well, have fun.

  145. Osama Bin Laden Says:

    Agree with Hitler…he’s credible right?

  146. Anonymous Says:

    You gals are the ones taking this way too serious. Cheat machine was meant to be funny, though I still maintain shenanigans are at hand.

  147. Holly Says:

    You gals are the ones taking this way too serious.

    Your compatriots (”kin”) and their user names beg to differ, sir.

  148. Clare Says:

    Holly, I was thinking the same thing. And then I laughed because Hitler and Osama agree with us!

  149. Anonymous Says:

    And for the record, the cheat machine is now set for 149-151.

  150. ladyandrea Says:

    Clare, be sure and invite Mr. Hitler and Mr. Laden to our Paris Party.

  151. Rupp Says:

    It was all the liberal media and Jews in Hollywood! Everyone I allow to speak knows that! Now you boys shut up!

  152. CJ Says:

    I’m curious here… the suggestion is that the 2500 votes for Joe Speaker (a fabulously nice guy and great writer) are fake votes but the 2400 votes for Matt Jones are all real people?

    Is this what Kentuckians do for fun?

  153. Osama Bin Laden Says:

    I hate women too!

  154. Holly Says:

    Hey Clare, remember that time we thought up this crazy idea months and months ago, to showcase all our favorite bloggers’ hot brains and hot bodies, and how it spiraled into a HUGE amount of work and stress but we kept at it, and found a ton of new sites to read every day, and generally had a fantastic time, and then a bunch of trolls invaded our sandbox? Remember that? That was fun.

  155. Free Paris Hilton girls! Says:

    Now you know why Matt Jones has the best blog…..EVERYONE participates and it’s always good for a laugh and it’s always a whole lot of fun. Fun..you can have it without partying with Paris, ya know.

  156. Holly Says:

    I’m curious here… the suggestion is that the 2500 votes for Joe Speaker (a fabulously nice guy and great writer) are fake votes but the 2400 votes for Matt Jones are all real people?

    Yeah, see his numbers for the last rounds. Then, you are cordially invited to laugh your ass off at the righteous indignation in this thread.

  157. TheStarterWife Says:

    “Also, though I’m sure it was just an error, it was conspicuous that Matt’s name is out of order on the poll, as he is higher seeded.”

    That was entirely my fault, and by the time it was done and the links were sent out, it was too late to change the link to the poll, so I just changed the coding of the poll. And so we are 100% transparent - here are the emails between Texy and I on this -

    stopkillinge entourage wrote:
    Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:25:31 -0700 (PDT)
    From: stopkillinge entourage
    Subject: Re: Fwd: Polls
    To: Texy

    I just fixed in Poll Daddy. It should look ok now.

    Texy wrote:
    Did you have new code for that one poll?

  158. Free Paris Hilton girls! Says:

    Hey…we’re doing the same thing as YOU ALL! Hello…we drop in on Matt’s blog…we don’t create bogus voting for fun. Who’s the loser here….

  159. Pete Rose Says:

    Did someone mention cheating? Cool site ladies. Wanna buy my new book or an autographed bat?

  160. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    somebody say something about Ally Sheedy?

  161. Anonymous Says:

    Here’s what the real version of that email looked like.

    Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:25:31 -0700 (PDT)
    From: stopkillinge entourage
    Subject: Re: Fwd: Polls
    To: Texy

    I just fixed the vote in Poll Daddy. It should look ok now.

    Texy wrote:
    Did you have new cheat code for that one poll?

  162. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    “The Cheat Machine” is what I used to call my then-girlfriend… but later I just shortened it to “Bitch-gimme-back-my-records”

  163. Holly Says:

    Oh, SNAP!*

    *Lie.

  164. TheStarterWife Says:

    “Hey Clare, remember that time we thought up this crazy idea months and months ago, to showcase all our favorite bloggers’ hot brains and hot bodies, and how it spiraled into a HUGE amount of work and stress but we kept at it, and found a ton of new sites to read every day, and generally had a fantastic time, and then a bunch of trolls invaded our sandbox? Remember that? That was fun.”

    Remember when I was stressed out on Sunday night and said we should end at 11 and declare them all winners? Seemed lame at the time, but now it makes more sense.

  165. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    is there a trophy for not being a douche?

  166. CJ Says:

    For the record:

    Up For Sports loves all The Ladies…

    You are invited to our poker table any time you want to play.

  167. Holly Says:

    If that’s a euphemism, CJ, or even if it isn’t, count me in.

  168. Pseudonym Says:

    @Anonymous:

    DUDE! Where ya been?!?!

  169. Incognito Says:

    @Pseudonym, @Anonymous.

    Stop it, both of you. You’re going to blow all of our cover.

  170. CJ Says:

    Sorry, Holly… it’s not a euphemism.

    I’m recently engaged to the most beautiful woman in the world. Some of the other UFS writers, on the other hand, would be more than happy to offer you their euphemisms.

  171. metschick Says:

    You girls are probably all ugly anyway….

    Wrong! I’m hideous.

  172. Holly Says:

    I, on the other hand, am ugly. My bad.

  173. Anonymous Says:

    Pseudonym
    “@Anonymous:

    DUDE! Where ya been?!?!”

    Long time, no see. How’s the wife and kids?

  174. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    Okay I feel bad I started that now.

  175. ladyandrea Says:

    Tell us more, CJ. Also, congrats!

  176. Pete Rose Says:

    I “Bet” that Matt Jones comes back!

  177. J Money Says:

    All this talk of “manipulating.”

    I wonder how many Anonymous Manipulators visit Ladies… every day.

  178. Pete Rose Says:

    I “Bet” that Matt Jones comes back! Oh he already did.

  179. Michael Jordan Says:

    I’ll take that “Bet”…

  180. Clare Says:

    Some of the other UFS writers, on the other hand, would be more than happy to offer you their euphemisms.

    I’m listening…

  181. SA Says:

    In these comments there have been in some way, shape, or form duke, duke sucks, calling out of Laettner, and Kentucky. All we need is to bring in UNC somehow and my college basketball fandom will reach it’s peak.

    Oh Kentucky fans, my day would have gone by without much laughter if it wasn’t for you. Kudos!

  182. SA Says:

    Just as I post that, Jordan shows up. Can he count as UNC?

  183. Free Paris Hilton girls! Says:

    150 is the new you, I see…Nuts and Bolts, Nuts and Bolts…Matt is getting screwed…..and in not the way that he would prefer….

  184. Bob Says:

    “Now you know why Matt Jones has the best blog…..EVERYONE participates and it’s always good for a laugh and it’s always a whole lot of fun. Fun..you can have it without partying with Paris, ya know.”

    If the reaction here today is any indication he, his blog and his worthless fan are the most classless blog, and I don’t think any of the Ladies are having fun after the bullshit they’ve been putting up with out of you worthless fucks this afternoon.

  185. Free Paris Hilton girls! Says:

    You reap what you sow!

  186. Hank Scorpio Says:

    If Matt is so great then why hasn’t he told his insult squad to stfu? This is how he thanks the Ladies… for this opportunity? By sitting by and watching while they’re insulted?

  187. CJ Says:

    Well, Ladies… since you asked….

    I believe UFS contributors Joe Speaker, BG, Daddy and Geno would be more amenable to that kind of poker game…

  188. TheStarterWife Says:

    CJ - Please see my Father’s Day post.
    Anytime, anywhere, I’m in.

    http://ladiesdotdotdot.wordpress.com/2007/06/17/fathers-day-aftershave-thestarterwife/

  189. Xzander Says:

    “We encouraged shenanigans at the outset, but if they’re in play, it’s not from our end,”

    actully I was wondering why in every poll the top seed/left pic is at the top but in the ksr one (and the only one) the top seed/left pic is the bottom person. maybe a honest mistake but diffently kind of odd.

  190. CJ Says:

    Ha! That makes you a poker blogger (it only takes one mention of poker to join our friendly community). Guess that moves you to the top of the Up For Sports blogroll (sorry Deadspin).

  191. burnsy Says:

    If you honestly think the Ladies… are cheating, then you need to just leave the site.

  192. Matt has a job.... Says:

    He’s an attorney and he JUST got on the air for his radio show…..give him a chance….He has 2 jobs…don’t worry…he’ll be here shortly…..

  193. Hank Scorpio Says:

    He’s been on here already, he had his chance and didn’t take it. He shouldn’t have to be prodded or guiled into doing the right thing.

  194. Pete Rose Says:

    Hank…..breath deep.

  195. Gator Bait Says:

    Quit your bitching Kentucky fans. If you all are true men, you should vote for the Florida boys still in the tournament, and cut your losses…

    Orson Swindle, Darren, and Dan Shanoff.

    Even if they lose, they have 3 national championships in the past 2 years to share.

  196. Hank Scorpio Says:

    I’m just getting started.

  197. Anonymous Says:

    No news here … if you look at the voting pattern from day one Joe Speaker’s camp have been rigging the vote.

  198. Big Jules Says:

    Girls, it might be easier to get a date on the computer using one of those services that match people up.

  199. ?????????? Says:

    joe pushed his lead to 1600 in the last 10 min

  200. Kentucky Blows Says:

    Give a cheer for the Orange and Blue
    Waving forever, forever
    Pride of all Florida
    May she droop never
    We’ll Sing a song for the Flag today,
    Cheer for the team at play,
    On to the goal we’ll fight our way for Florida!

  201. Brent Says:

    No matter whos doing it, there is definite cheating going on here. Im starting to think its the ladies though (sorry ladies) because in every matchup the left picture is the top seed and it is always the top choice in the vote selector. However, in Matt’s matchup he is on the left, is the high seed, but is the bottom choice on the vote selector. Somethings up!

  202. Hank Scorpio Says:

    Well, I’ve been trying to avoid this but I did see Texas Gal in the grassy knoll. If only Jim Garrison was around to get to the bottom of this.

    Or you know, you guys could try showing some class.

  203. UF0607 Says:

    Radioman Says:

    June 19th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    Is it wrong that everytime I see the phrase “KY guy came in and mopped up” I think of lubricants?

    Funny Radioman everytime I see this statement I think of your mom. Tell that bitch to party own.

  204. Matt F. Says:

    Hank - I actually think the response from UK fans hasn’t been as insane as it could be considering the bigot, rascist, Kentuckians are in general dipshits comments. I only saw one really offensive comment and it wasn’t even that bad just generally low brow and stupid. Also you can’t blame one person for everyone who has access to his blog….chill out man.

  205. UF0607 Says:

    ^^party on I mean.

  206. eDayStat Says:

    I am pretty ashamed to be from Kentucky at the moment. Wait a second, found the bourbon. Happy to be from Kentucky again.

  207. TheGoldfishCowboy Says:

    wait wait wait… was that a “your mom” joke… holy shit… it lives!

  208. socalgal Says:

    Wow, this got ugly fast! Ladies, this has been a fun way to occupy downtime at work the past couple of weeks. Thanks for all of your hard work! I hope that you benefit from the added hits. As a Kentucky fan, I know we may seem a little extreme as a whole sometimes (trust me I’m not always proud of the comments of some of the BBN), but you all have to give “the nation” a little credit because we absolutley are this passionate about everything! It is true that Matt and the entire KSR crew do a great job & have avid fans. Honesly, we all need to give these girls props…it’s hillarious that you’ve gotten so many middle-aged men across the country to vote for other guys “hotness” or lack thereof! Good job!
    (and Go Big Blue ~ hottest or not we still love you matt!)

  209. Hank Scorpio Says:

    I think after all the work that went into this, to essentially have fun, to see them put up with so much shit from these jackasses; I don’t care how bad it may or may not have been. And whats with the completely feckless response from their savior at 4:41? If he’s so great then why the hell didn’t he shut them down?

    There’s no excuse, nobody has anything at stake here except for the Ladies… it their site, and all their hard work setting it up; these guys and Matt are jokes.

  210. Matt F. Says:

    Tell us how you really feel Hank that’s when the healing starts…..

  211. Chuck Norris Says:

    This is freakin amazingt?!? It sounds like the Gore vs. Bush debate of 2000 on this message board. Speaker looks like Erik Estrada illegitimate child & Jones looks like he is 12 with that haircut. So no matter who wins, the legitimacy(if you have any) of your contest has gone out the window anyway.

  212. socalgal Says:

    eDayStat…well played :)

  213. CJ Says:

    On behalf of Up For Sports, I’d like to apologize to The Ladies if our voting techniques have caused any undue stress. We see this as a fun thing and if someone else’s voting techniques are better than ours, we will certainly applaud their um… passion.

  214. Hank Scorpio Says:

    Trust me I’m not angry; but I’m not going to sit here and watch this bullshit either.

  215. Pete Rose Says:

    First of all, by no means, is Matt Jones our Savior. Get a grip. Second, are these women half as offended by this as you are? If they are, on behalf of Cooperstown, Bart Giamatti, Fay Vincent, and Bud Selig: I apoligize. If Marge Schott was still alive I’m sure she would support the Hot Blogging Women of America(HBWA).

    Anyone got the line on the Reds-A’s game tonight?

  216. Chuck Norris Says:

    My sentiment exactly eDayStat, but I found my bluegrass too.

  217. JP Says:

    Seriously, this is out of control.

    Ladies… Thank you for putting this whole thing together for us to have some fun.

    I can’t believe people are getting this bent out of shape about this. Just take a second and think: these Ladies took the time to put all of this together, decided on seeds and made it quite elaborate. Why would they possibly cheat? It’s not like their site is bringing revenue, as someone already pointed out. If they wanted the dude from UFS to win, they would’ve given him a higher seed. Or even better, just unilaterally declared him the winner. If they wanted Matt to lose, they wouldn’t have let him in the contest at all. I could go on and on.

    Do you really think they whimsically engineered a giant conspiracy just to exclude YOU? Please. Stop being so self-centered and get over any middle school exclusion trauma you may have experienced.

    If even 1% of UK fans are like this (and I assume this is not an accurate representation of all UK fans), I can understand why nobody wants to coach there.