Mickey Mantle Award: Baseball’s Best Asse(t)s, pt. 4

Previously, we honored 15 of the greatest rear views to be found inside a pair of baseball pants on major league baseball diamonds from New York to Oakland, and everywhere in between:

Mickey Mantle Award Part 1: #25-21
Mickey Mantle Award Part 2: #20-16
Mickey Mantle Award Part 3: #15-11


A hot ass smudged with dirt from a great slide? Yes, please!

And now we’re moving on to the single digits- the next five finest baseball asses around in our countdown on the way to the greatest butt of them all… the baseball bootie to end all booties. Follow me after the jump for #10-6…

#10: Eric Chavez
Oakland Athletics, 3B

Eric looks just as beautiful coming as he does going, thanks to his rugged good looks and unbelievable ass. Let’s also take a moment and sing the praises of the baseball pant- especially of the white variety. They make baseball players’ butts look phenomenal, and they make ogling those butts so much easier. Eric, we salute your lovely ass (and your white baseball pants).

#9: Michael Barrett
Chicago Cubs, C

Michael is a perfect example of the new breed of tall catchers folding up their long limbs to crouch behind the plate. I fear for his knees, but I love how all that gumbification makes his butt that much tighter. And don’t tell me the thought that he might engage another ballplayer in fisticuffs at a moment’s notice doesn’t make him hotter. Let me kiss those stitches and black eyes and make them all better, Mikey.

#8: Conor Jackson
Arizona Diamondbacks, 1B

The DBacks are surprising everyone this year. Not only are they kicking ass on the field, they’re hiding a lot of hotties out there in Arizona as well (not you, Big Unit- sorry, TSW). But Conor and his sweet ass outshine them all. He’s also the highest-ranking first baseman on the list, and so he claims the first position at 1B on the Depth Chart o’ Hot Asses.

#7: Javy Lopez
Colorado Rockies, C

Javy is an all-time hottie- his butt is so great, that he’ll continue to make the list until he retires no matter what. It may be found inside a pair of Rockies pants these days, but Javy’s ass will not be defined by the team on which he plays- but by the strength of his buttcheeks.

#6: Aaron Rowand
Philadelphia Phillies, CF

Bacon Pants, ahoy! With the overload of ass-tastic talents on the Phillies, it’s always sunny in Philadelphia. Aaron Rowand’s rear-view talents are spectacular- especially when he’s knocking out a game-winning grand slam (way to go last night, darlin’!) or crashing into fences going for a ball (or even crashing into fellow teammates). Being a grinder apparently does amazing things for Aaron’s gorgeous butt… so, grind away, sweetheart!

18 Responses to “Mickey Mantle Award: Baseball’s Best Asse(t)s, pt. 4”

  1. Burnsy Says:

    David Wells has cracked the Top 5. I am in elated shock.

  2. Clare Says:

    Look at that all that bacon. Delicious.

  3. bristlesage Says:

    Yeah, that is a lot of bacon. Dang.

    I’m proud of Chavvy for making the list, and of course, pleased as punch with the idea of a Hot Asses Depth Chart.

  4. metschick Says:

    So many hot asses, so little time.

  5. Pam Says:

    Mr. Rowand seems to have perfected the fine ass look with minimal interference from those cursed pockets!

  6. Disco Stu Says:

    David Wells? Pshaw! I’m thinking that Jason Giambi & Ryan Klesko need in on that list, with Joey Meyer & John Kruk as “gluteaii emeriti”.

  7. ladyandrea Says:

    Javy Lopez not only has a nice ass, but I think he’s a hottie.

  8. Burnsy Says:

    He’s a hottie that Cardinal management picked Kelly Stinnet over. I’m not pleased with that.

  9. metschick Says:

    LA: Javy is def. a hottie. He has a very handsome face.

  10. Extra P. Says:

    # Pam Says:
    June 14th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Mr. Rowand seems to have perfected the fine ass look with minimal interference from those cursed pockets!

    Do you have any idea how hard it is to fashion functioning pockets out of bacon?

  11. Texas Gal Says:

    I really think I need to post more about Aaron Rowand. I don’t think I’ve mentioned him much around here.

  12. SA Says:

    Chavez and Bacon Pants?

    Heaven.

  13. Lauren Says:

    As a Philadelphia resident, there was no greater day than when Aaron Rowand first graced us with his presence. I get to look at his Ass(et) almost every in high def…I tell you ladies, it’s quite awesome!

  14. Patty Says:

    Personally, I think 90% of the catchers in baseball look hot in that exact stance that Javy is in: weight on one leg, other bent, mask under catching arm, cross straps in the back… Especially from that angle.

  15. chitowntiger Says:

    Thank you so much for including my sometimes boyfriend Michael Barrett. His ass is ridiculously nice - by the way, did you see how nice his forearms look in that pic?

  16. Chick Says:

    Javy’s butt…OMG! Pure hotness (& I’m not even that kind of a fan).

  17. Jan Says:

    I’m a Braves fan. I used to get SO excited when Javy got a double because they would use the center field camera and show him on second base from behind. BEST BUTT IN BASEBALL!!!!

  18. Texas Gal Says:

    He’s a lifetime Best Butt honoree, for sure.

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