My Boys Done Did Me Proud!

By metschick

Congrats to John Maine and Jose Reyes for being named NL Pitcher and Player of the Month for April! 

  Long John Maine

Maine is 4-0, his 1.35 ERA lead the Majors, has 30 Ks in 33.1 IP, and plenty of other sexy stats.

 so cute with the tongue out!

Reyes hit .356, stole 17 bases, and scored 26 runs (every single one giving me delicious points in Fantasy BB – thanks, Reyes!). 

Bonus Maine! 
Photo property of Tidewater Sports

Halladay, Maine honored as Pitchers of the Month for April
Reyes named NL Player of the Month, Faith and Fear in Flushing celebrates!
Alex Rodriguez named AL Player of the Month

10 Responses to “My Boys Done Did Me Proud!”

  1. throwbot Says:

    Maine looks cross-eyed in that first picture. I assume when he sees two catchers, he just throws to the one in the middle.

  2. Clare Says:

    The guys inside them are OK, but heavens to Betsy, those are the ugliest warmup jerseys I’ve ever seen.

  3. metschick Says:

    Clare: I actually like thos warm up jerseys, but that’s because they’re a vast improvement over the orange disasters that the Mets used to wear for batting practice.

  4. Disco Stu Says:

    Great article in SI this week about J-Roll, Hanley, & (of course… best for last) Joe King.

    Dude’s going to be MVP this season.

    (Yeah, yeah… Only a month in, but if he performs at even 80% of his current form, he’ll win going away, as perennial contender Pujols is coming down from an HGH high, Ryan Howard is OCD-ing on Jared from Subway, & the resurgent Brewers & Braves don’t really have one player that will prove transcendent, over a season.)

  5. twoeightnine Says:

    If he wasn’t married I would have hooked you up with Maine.

  6. metschick Says:

    289: Maine is married? I did not know that.

  7. twoeightnine Says:

    I thought that’s what his uncle told me but now I’m not sure.

  8. winstolv Says:

    Ask waht doping products they absue. I expect the usual lit:

    Stanozolol
    Deca Durabolin
    testosterone
    hGH
    insulin-glucose after gym work
    hCG (human chorionic gondatropin)
    liquid amphetamines
    marijuana
    vodka

    Avoid MLB atheltes at all cost–even your life.

  9. twoeightnine Says:

    I can dope with vodka? But why am I so weak then?

  10. Clare Says:

    winstolv, I’m amazed that comment didn’t get caught by our spam filter.

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