Oakland Athletics- I am at your mercy.
The offseason acquisition of uber-hottie Todd Walker proved your commitment to continuing your tradition of holding the hottest roster in all of baseball, and for that I saluted you… nay, I worshipped at your altar of awesomeness. I thought y’all could not possibly field a hotter team. Oh, how wrong I was. With your trade for Ryan Langerhans over the weekend, you have taken the game to a whole ‘nother level. Oakland A’s, I stand and give you a slow clap – and I support your continued march of world domination.
Haven’t been converted to the Church of Hot that is the A’s? Just take a look at the roster after the jump…
With the hottness of Ryan Langerhans, the A’s should be nigh unstoppable.