10 Things Overheard at Wrigley Field, Cubs-Cards Style
10. I hate you, Scott Spiezio!
9. Dunnn-cannn… Dunnn-cannn… Dunnn-cannn… You suck!
8. I need tee-pee for my Poo Holes, Alby.
7. Hey, Michael Barrett! Over here- this girl wants to do you!
6. Scott Spiezio, I know you like dudes! (same guy as #10)
The list continues after the jump- some foul language included, so those with delicate sensibilities beware.
5. 61! Hey, #61! All these girls think you’ve got a great ass, 61! Did you hear me? YOU’VE GOT A GREAT ASS, DUDE.
4. Scott Speizio, get off the field! I can smell you from up here! (same guy, again)
3. [sex noises from women’s bathroom stall at Murphy’s]
2. Sex in the bathroom! [clap clap, clap clap clap] (the whole bar, upon their exit)
1. Fuck you, Scott Spiezio! And your mom! (yup, still the same guy)
And what would a baseball report be without pictures of cute boys – starting with the loveliest new Cubbie on the block, so cute I can’t even hold it against him that he’s wearing my darling Todd Walker’s #7 jersey- Ryan “The Riot” Theriot:
And to show I hold no ill will for his 3-run game-winning homer in the 10th, here’s Alby Poo-Holes himself: