* I’ve got blue and gold on the brain, which I blame entirely on Tom Zbikowski and his fantastically gorgeous body. In addition to looking lovely at this weekend’s spring game, it seems Tommy has gotten a tattoo. Don’t worry, like he said, “It’s not like I have some stupid barbed wire on my arm.” [I respectfully request a private showing]
* David Wright was quite the fashion plate this weekend, wearing his pants above the calf (which is the right way, I might add) to show off his brand new Wright cleats from Nike. [He really should compensate Metschick for wearing a "Wright" shirt to the game yesterday (talk about attention grabbing!)]
* With the NFL draft looming, let’s check in with Chicago’s favorite guy, Rex Grossman. Guess the Bears’ front office is as enamored with Rexy as most of the female population in the lower 48 (and certain Canadian provinces)- because there’s little chance they’ll draft a QB in the first round. [So there's plenty of the Sex Cannon to come]
* I like a guy with a bit of meat on his bones, but for patriotic reasons I must note that American runner Ryan Hall broke the US athlete’s debut time record this weekend at the London Marathon. [U.S.A.! U.S.A.!]
* Scott Podsednik has hurt his groin again, this time injuring himself on his day off. While doing agility drills. Normally, injuring a groin might indicate a guy has gotten extraordinarily lucky- but Scott’s injury history begs to differ. [Scotty, please protect that region a little more carefully. Love, the women of Chicago]
I am starting to think Scott Po’s wife is supremely unlucky – her husband’s groin is always on the DL!
Tom Zbikowski, boxer… Yet one Lady… deprives the rest of shirtless photo. Hahah.
Dear Stu, I posted the shirtless Zibby photo about 2 months ago- I always have the Ladies… backs.
I should have known… Anyway, I’m not even a boxing fan. It’s a dead — not sport, but something. Athletic endeavour?
My own apathy aside, though, for all the talk of the missing Afro-American baseball player, yet one-third of the triumvirate of traditional U.S. sport — prior to 1960 or ’65 — is D.O.A. (except among Latinos; Metschick…?) & nobody cares. Not that they should. But if preserving the “integrity” of traditional sport is an objective, why cut the cord to pugilism?
metschick – Mr. Podsednik’s wife is a Playboy Playmate. If I were hitched to one, I’d have a groin injury on a regular basis.
Just saying.
STN – Deanna Brooks.
Don’t ask me how I know that.
Scotty Po-Po’s wife is Lisa Dergan. Don’t say I never did anything for you, boys.
Yup. Figures. He probably got injured trying to hit it in the shower.
(Thanks, TG.)
Zibby has a new offical web site:
TommyZ.Com
http://officialtommyz.com/id6.html