Barry Zito decides that his regular look isn’t working for him, so he’s now rocking the beginnings of a porn-stache. It looks like it worked, since he pitched well last night, getting his first win as a Giant. I wouldn’t mind seeing more pitchers follow suit – maybe there’s magic in them there facial hairs!
Vincent Lecavalier’s fourth goal of the series helps the Tampa Bay Lightening win to go up 2-1 against the New Jersey Devils. I don’t know hockey so good, so no quips. Thanks to Sax, for pointing VL out to me. I could always use another hottie to look at.
Dwyane Wade, anxious to be healthy in time for playoffs, turns to acupuncture. I’d let him puncture my acu, if you know what I’m saying. I’ve been watching too much Aqua Teen Hunger Force lately, so please don’t mind my Carl impression.
Juan Pablo Angel of the Aston Villa might be hanging out in Jersey soon enough – sources say the New York Red Bulls have made a two-year offer. Uh, I’d hang out at Giants Stadium to catch me a glimpse of that.
Vince Carter helps the New Jersey Nets sweep the season series against the Knicks. He had 29 points, 12 rebounds and 10 assists, his second triple-double of the season. On second thought, is it really an accomplishment to sweep the Knicks?
Ladies… favorite Keith Olbermann will be returning to sports duties – NBC has picked him up co-host Sunday Night Football. I know several of the Ladies… would love to pick up KO. And I just might be one of them.
Finally, I’d like to end with a few words about yesterday’s tragedy at Virginia Tech University. I’m left speechless at the senseless way so many young lives were lost yesterday. I pray that their families can find one another in this most difficult of times, and lean on each other to get through the horrible months that lay ahead. My thoughts and prayers are with all those affected by the tragedy.
So that’s the Dominican word for…….nevermind……
Spanish, Andie, Spanish…
:)
SUCH GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO EXCITED FOR KEITH TO COME BACK I THINK I JUST SOILED MY PANTIES!
I know it’s Spanish. I was trying to demonstrate my intimate knowledge of your life. : )
Re: Olbermann: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What?
Just say no to the pornstache, Zito.
I think this is first time the comments window has been broken on Ladies.
LA: ah, ok.
Carry on with the EEEEE!!!
I think this is first time the comments window has been broken on Ladies.
With Keith Baby on SNF, it will not be the last.
Oh, you silly Ladies…, you can never watch too much ATHF.
Oh Barry. No pornstache. No good can come from it.
TC: you never can, but I think I should take a short respite, due to all my recent Carl-channeling.
You must respect this ‘stache, Ladies…
& nice synergy in your last coupla days’s posting. Alyssa Milano on Sunday, erstwhile Milano paramour today.
I try never to hate on the male hotties mentioned here, but Keith Olbermann?! It’s 4/17, not 4/1, right?
McBias: A hottie is not defined merely be his physical appearance.
^^ Too bad, because I suspect I will resemble Keith’s face as the years pass, ha. No, I’m talking about this too… http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2007/03/keeping-tabs-on-who-keith-olbermann.html so old, ineffective, and not good at making excuses?
Oh, and I know you don’t just judge the hotties by their looks, i.e (shameless plug) http://mcbias.blogspot.com/2007/04/bloggolalia-why-do-we-need-female-and.html . That’s why I was surpised by the pick. Keith fails on looks and class in my book, and maybe funniness too (although I’ve only seen a web clip or two, so my opinion is worthless).
McBias: well, I don’t hold much stock in what this chick says. She’s sleeping with him after an hour, and then acts surprised when he doesn’t call her? And then begs? Has she ever heard of a one night stand?
Also, if he was so ineffective in bed, why’d she want to see him again?
I don’t know – her story just doesn’t gel for me.
Good point that she’s not the best witness either. Keith just reminds me of Jay Leno, somehow, though. I can easily believe that he can handle being a public figure while being shabby at 1-1 interaction, even with an easily fooled female fan.
McBias: I get what you’re saying. I think lots of these announcer-types aren’t very good at 1 on 1 interaction. I think they’re so used to playing off their broadcast partners, and to the cameras, that they “forget” how to interact away from the cameras.