Well, Thanks to everyone who came out today to watch the carnage unfold at Kissing Suzy Kolber. Thanks also to our mostly gracious hosts, who, it can truly be said, took their defeat like men. We’re particularly obliged to Monday Morning Punter for his part in the plotting of this whole ordeal, and most especially to flubby, who maintained uncanny patience today when dealing with Holly and her incompatible stylesheet-manglings. Boys, you truly put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop…or, should we say, the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
For our part, it’s been a blast. Hope y’all enjoyed the show as much as we loved putting it on.
April 11, 2007 at 11:11 pm |
I had a crappy day Ladies, but you all gave me a good laugh. Thanks!
April 11, 2007 at 11:35 pm |
Y’all were fabulous! Of course, now I feel the need…to watch Top Gun!
April 12, 2007 at 12:22 am |
MMP outkicked his coverage when he agreed to the bet.
April 12, 2007 at 5:30 am |
For the most part, they were better sports about it than any of us expected, but MMP deserves a freaking medal.
April 12, 2007 at 8:09 am |
Nice work yesterday, ladies. The Mock Draft was fun, and you were all good sports about the dishing, mocking, and scattershot misogyny in the comments.
Most importantly, you did your part to help us smelly menfolk teach the less enlightened among us how to cook a goddamn steak and how a draft works.
Every Y chromosome bows to you in thanks (and looks under your skirts).
April 12, 2007 at 8:38 am |
Excellent stuff yesterday ladies – a very entertaining ‘alternative’ day over there. You never fail to crack me up.
April 12, 2007 at 9:35 am |
Well done. However, I was glad to come back here to review yesterday’s hotties. Again, well done.
April 12, 2007 at 9:38 am |
+1 Mike
April 12, 2007 at 9:47 am |
There haven’t been so many spectators to see a bloody takeover since the First Battle of Bull Run.
April 12, 2007 at 10:01 am |
They put the “ram” in rama-lama-ding-dong? Then who put in the “dong”? Captain Caveman?
April 12, 2007 at 10:10 am |
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/baseball/bal-sp.flipside12apr12,0,499268.story?coll=bal-sports-baseball
I’m sure KSK loves this publicity.
April 12, 2007 at 10:18 am |
One of the side effects of the ladies taking over KSK was that I was able to visit KSK at work yesterday without an overwhelming fear that my screen would be populated by copious amounts of cheerleader boobies. Don’t get me wrong, I like cheerleader boobies as much as the next guy, I just don’t know how well it would go over in the office here.
Well done ladies, I laughed my ass off all day long.
April 12, 2007 at 10:23 am |
Oh my GOD, that Sun story is priceless. How many innocent readers are going to tune in for mani-pedi tips and find…I don’t even want to think about what they’ll find.
April 12, 2007 at 10:28 am |
Thanks for that, WWL – at least I know one person read what I wrote! Flip- if you’re out there: thanks not being scared off by the nail polish. And even though you didn’t give us a link, thank you SO much for making it sound like the KSK boys wrote that- that’s the best gift a girl could ask for. Hee!
April 12, 2007 at 10:46 am |
I took notes about the nail polish….to properly find the right color of red for the ladies… to wear.
Well done.
April 12, 2007 at 11:58 am |
What’s one of the first rules of journalism again? Oh yeah: context, context, context. Just wait till some poor soul meets the Sex Cannon when they were looking for the proper eyeliner to wear to a Orioles-Indians matchup in late May.
April 12, 2007 at 3:32 pm |
It was brutal. Well played.
April 12, 2007 at 3:50 pm |
@Holly – Bukkake, glorious bukkake.
Enjoyed yalls writing, but I was under the impression you had saved the estrogen up a week for the KSK takeover. After a brief site perusal I think not. Thank you for not doing anything with “hotties” in the headline.
April 12, 2007 at 4:10 pm |
I enjoyed reading your KSK posts yesterday, but I’m not peeking under any skirts. Lady Andrea was quite clear that limbs will be lost patting her on the head. I’m afraid to think what she would do if you tried to sneak a peek.
I have two questions for The Starter Wife regarding her video: What was that enchanting tune that acted like aural Sominex, and how long did it take to train that rat-faced Schrutebag to play nice with CC?
Congrats to Texas Gal for having her nail polish guide picked up in the Baltimore Sun!
April 12, 2007 at 8:01 pm |
Paulie – It is from Celestial Winds’ “Oceans of Love” CD. I recommend it, just for their kick-ass cover of The Doors classic, “Light My Fire”.