Hump Day Hottie: Jeremy Bloom

Jeremy’s what you call a triple threat. 1) He’s a freestyle skiier and Olympian, and competed for the US in Salt Lake City in 2002. 2) He’s a football player, previously playing WR and punt returner for the University of Colorado (until the NCAA declared him ineligible due to his skiing endorsements- kicking off a landmark case with ramifications for all future dual-sport athletes), and now with the Philadelphia Eagles (provided he can stay off the DL this year). 3) He’s crazy hot. Like, ungodly hot. I mean, do you see those hip flexors (a.k.a. f-muscles)? Whoa.


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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

18 thoughts on “Hump Day Hottie: Jeremy Bloom

  1. Hmm, he seems to have an outie, and that might make it difficult for me to drink Bailey’s out of it. But where there’s a will, there’s a way.

  2. You realize, of course, with those kind of stunning lookings and abs that he’s very, very gay. Right?

  3. Jeremy is no way gay. Jeremy is a bit short. Lady Andrea would have to bend down to play with Jeremy, but this boy does cry out All American Studliness!!

    I think Jeremy is 5’7-5’8.

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