Jeremy’s what you call a triple threat. 1) He’s a freestyle skiier and Olympian, and competed for the US in Salt Lake City in 2002. 2) He’s a football player, previously playing WR and punt returner for the University of Colorado (until the NCAA declared him ineligible due to his skiing endorsements- kicking off a landmark case with ramifications for all future dual-sport athletes), and now with the Philadelphia Eagles (provided he can stay off the DL this year). 3) He’s crazy hot. Like, ungodly hot. I mean, do you see those hip flexors (a.k.a. f-muscles)? Whoa.

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For my husband, “He’s cute.” Thank you.
Hot, true, but he has a sissy voice, so he must be gagged at all times.
Also known as “David Beckham Syndrome”.
I especially love the last pic. He’s even all bruised up. Bruised up=gotta pamper and take care of him.
Good God, why would you ever need him to talk?
Holy effing mother of God. That is all.
I concur, Andie. I concur.
Hmm, he seems to have an outie, and that might make it difficult for me to drink Bailey’s out of it. But where there’s a will, there’s a way.
Ah…metschick seems like such a cougar in waiting.
You realize, of course, with those kind of stunning lookings and abs that he’s very, very gay. Right?
Er, my bad. Not “gay.” What’s the term they’re using these days? “Peyton Manning”?
As a proud owner of an outie I’d like to submit that it is possible.
TSB, that is UNCALLED FOR. Did you see SNL? Gay men are hardwired NOT to dance like that.
Ivan: it’s the maternal instinct. I try to suppress it, and it still comes out…
So, that still means “cougar”. Like George Costanza’s boss.
I hooked up with his ex gf. Score one for this guy
So, you’re in the best position to tell us… gay or not gay? (Jeremy, that is)
Jeremy is no way gay. Jeremy is a bit short. Lady Andrea would have to bend down to play with Jeremy, but this boy does cry out All American Studliness!!
I think Jeremy is 5’7-5’8.