Because of injuries to Chien Mien Wang (hee – I said Wang), Carl Pavano is slated to be the Opening Day starter for the Yankees. I faintly remember a hottie by that name, but hasn’t it been ages since he’s pitched a major league game? [It's just a little hypocritical for a Mets fan to make fun of Yankee pitching, right?]
Across town, Mike Pelfrey locks up the 5th starter spot in the Mets rotation. What is it about an athlete sticking their tongue out that makes him cute? [You better pitch well, you're on my fantasy team!]
Scouts say Ladies… favorite Cole Hamels looked good in Sunday’s outing; several Ladies… say, “Duh!” [I wish he were on my team, fantasy or otherwise.]
He’d be cuter if he weren’t
married to a slutbag.
NBA chastises Gilbert Arenas for making $10 bets with fans. I think the crazy just makes him hotter. [Hey, Gil, I bet you $10 that all the Ladies... here would go out with you.]
Kevin Durant and Greg Oden, among many, are selected to the AP All-America team. Durant was the only unanimous pick. I’m sure his good looks helped just a tad. [Okay, I guess his mad ballin' skillz helped, too.]