I’m sure it’s not news to the sports world that super-studly, model-datin’, jeans-ad doin’, butt-chin havin’, actually-gets-a-ting-sound-when-he-smiles Tom Brady has two kids on the way. He has impregnated his current girlfriend, Gisele Budchen. His former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan (some of you may 
know her as the Idiot Stick-Figure with No Soul) is also pregnant. Personally, I’ll take Bridget over Gisele any day. I find her infinitely more attractive. Also, she played field hockey in high school, so I bet unless I’m sporting some good blow, my chances with Bridget are infinitely better.
Why this post, you may be asking yourself? Because twoeightnine, good friend to the Ladies… and total genius has designed a fantastic shirt to celebrate Tom Brady’s impending fatherhood. Mine came in the mail today and it rules! Go order one right now; it comes in a variety of colors! Also, tomorrow twoeightnine is doing an interview with the Boston Herald about the shirt. We’ll link to it as soon as it’s published. Here is how the shirt looks:
March 19, 2007 at 8:04 pm |
“Here is how the shirt looks:”
Not on me it doesn’t.
March 19, 2007 at 8:29 pm |
Suss’s’es’s boobs are bigger.
March 19, 2007 at 8:37 pm |
I was gonna say.
March 19, 2007 at 8:59 pm |
I’ll be sure to link a pic when I get mine. Or rather when I get to mine. It’s already at my house, I’m just not there yet.
March 19, 2007 at 9:13 pm |
Hey 289, does this make us your spokesmodels?
Lemme know.
March 19, 2007 at 9:19 pm |
Oh, we totally are. We can declare ourselves as such.
March 19, 2007 at 10:31 pm |
holly: we’re totally his spokesmodels.
March 19, 2007 at 10:35 pm |
Bet the Snorg girl knows fuck-all about football.
March 19, 2007 at 10:37 pm |
I think I speak for all men when I say: “Where’s the fullsize pictures?”
March 19, 2007 at 10:43 pm |
Well, Gisele and Bridget’s bigger pictures took up too much room.
March 19, 2007 at 10:44 pm |
Hey, you’ve got the important bits.
March 19, 2007 at 10:44 pm |
I don’t think 289 can get better advertising.
March 19, 2007 at 10:45 pm |
Look at Andrea, not realizing that the boys want full size pics of her! :)
March 19, 2007 at 10:49 pm |
Hahaha, I love you metschick! In the bigger pictures of me, you couldn’t see the shirt as well. Plus, my hair was all wet from just getting out of the shower.
March 19, 2007 at 10:55 pm |
metschick is right, less of Brady’s assorted conquests, more LA!
March 19, 2007 at 11:31 pm |
when do we get to see BDD’s boobs?
March 19, 2007 at 11:34 pm |
Already did on KSK, koala bear, already did. Yikes.
March 19, 2007 at 11:46 pm |
“Suss’s’es’s boobs are bigger.”
Enormous insult to me?
Enormous insult to Andie?
Or enormous compliment to me?
Discuss!
March 20, 2007 at 12:10 am |
How about just enormous.
March 20, 2007 at 12:22 am |
My boobs are not enormous. They wouldn’t, like, smother anybody.
March 20, 2007 at 12:31 am |
I’ll be the judge of that.
March 20, 2007 at 12:53 am |
I wouldn’t say enormous.
I’d say Snorg-tee-girl?
March 20, 2007 at 2:33 am |
@LA: this reminds me of my favorite ever judge judy in which this guy was suing a stripper because he said she hit him in the head with her tits which injured his neck. That episode featured the plaintiff fondling the stripper and coming to the determination that they could only be described as soft and not “like cinder blocks” like the plaintiff accused. Thats just good tv
March 20, 2007 at 2:33 am |
The stripper won for all of you keeping score at home
March 20, 2007 at 11:13 am |
Man… I wrote a Tom Brady paternity article. My mistake was obviously that I didn’t put any hooters in it. Stupid!
March 20, 2007 at 1:13 pm |
Andie, with all due respect: That’s a nice rack, hon.
March 20, 2007 at 1:18 pm |
We need to get as many dudes to wear those t-shirts as possible. Now THAT would be funny.
March 21, 2007 at 1:06 am |
Andie… just wondering, if you wear that around campus, won’t people assume Brady Quinn is involved, thus killing the reference?
March 21, 2007 at 2:16 am |
I just look at those people like the idiots they are. The real sports fans appreciated the joke.
March 21, 2007 at 11:12 am |
Those are the types of shirts that always get guys (read: me) in trouble for reading. Its not my fault they put the designs there.
March 21, 2007 at 3:59 pm |
If dudes wear them, we have to wear them backward. Wait… it’s funny either way, but it’s a different joke.
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