West Coast Conference Panty Raid

Except for San Diego, the institutions of the WCC don’t play football, so I can’t say I have much use for the conference in general, but being of Catholic extraction, I do feel obligated to dispense a few facts before commencing the sexytime stare-down.

  • The 2007 WCC tournament begins on March 1 at the Chiles Center in Portland.
  • Gonzaga holds the regular-season conference title after last night’s win over San Diego.
  • However, several pundits (aww, the WCC has pundits! How droll!) point to Santa Clara’s margins of victory throughout the season and predict the Broncos will take the tournament trophy.
  • San Francisco’s entire team has been disqualified from All-Conference Hottie Team contention due to the background in their roster headshots.
  • Saint Mary’s roster boasts a player named Tron. Outstanding.

On with the meat parade:

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G Pierre Marie Altidor-Cespedes (Gonzaga)

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G Wayne Hunter (Saint Mary’s)

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F Scott Dougherty (Santa Clara)

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F Yusef Smith (Saint Mary’s)

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C Max Craig (Loyola Marymount)

4 thoughts on “West Coast Conference Panty Raid

  1. “San Francisco‚Äôs entire team has been disqualified from All-Conference Hottie Team contention due to the background in their roster headshots.”

    Bwahahahahahaha! Nice Glamour shots background.

  2. I love Altidor-Cespedes and here is why: last season I watched my first nationally televised Gonzaga game and they kept calling this guy “Altidor-Cespedes” and I kept thinking to myself, “The announcers must be like me; whenever somebody has a fun name they have to say the whole thing when they refer to him.”

    Later I realized that his name is Pierre Marie Altidor-Cespedes. Not “Altidor Cespedes.”

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